By Capteen - 22/04/2012 12:17 - Australia - Brisbane

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Today, I found out the bed I sleep in is the bed I was conceived in. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 420
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Capteen_fml 9

OP here! I definitely have a new mattress, and the frames been well cleaned as it was in storage for a while. To the people saying get over it - I'm not upset or creeped out too much, I just thought it was FML worthy. And no, I have no intention of 'repeating the cycle' to my children as such - I need to finish my studies before even considering children!

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Top comments

SkoomaKi 27

Nothing like home. It's not like you're going to find any afterbirth under your sheets!

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bballsoccerrocks 7

The circle of life!

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Comments

shawnaishere 14

Wow at least it is good that you were conceived in a bed rather than a car or some park. Might want to continue the tradition?

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ellabella2010 0

It's not that big of a deal. But time to get a new mattress. I know that some mattresses have like a lifetime warranty but that thing has got to be at least 20 years old. Time to invest in some newer furniture my friend, or start saving towards one if you can.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Exactly my thought although I was thinking the mattress was 14 years old at best. I can't imagine anyone nearing 20 would be so gobsmacked by the discovery that his/her parents had sex. If it's not one of those special mattresses (foam, sleep number, etc.) do your back a favour and get a new one. Then grow up.

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SammySteel 6

80 - it's not her parents having sex that she is the shocked about, It's the fact that they did it on the bed that she now sleeps in.

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hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14

I read somewhere that after eight years, a mattress doubles in weight due to sweat and dead skin cells. I'd say it's definitely time to get a new mattress :/

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juliaispink 1

Don't waste time here on the comment section. Of course we all know that its gross.

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SkoomaKi 27

It's doesn't get sexier than that *heaviest sarcasm you'll ever hear*

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wlddog 14

You may want to change the mattress.

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BubbleGrunge 18

Guaranteed your parents have had sex on more things you come in contact with beaides your bed. Couch, kitchen counter, dinning room table, shower....need I go on?

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oneleggedbeauty 0

they say you always return to whbere you came from. With you its just a bit more literal.

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xXxIracebethxXx 14

I'm pretty sure OP didn't come from a mattress. He came from a ******.

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geod69 8

Now pas it down to your kids

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iloveqts 8

That's one old bed considering you're old enough to use the computer....

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