By Capteen - 22/04/2012 12:17 - Australia - Brisbane

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Today, I found out the bed I sleep in is the bed I was conceived in. FML
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Capteen_fml 9

OP here! I definitely have a new mattress, and the frames been well cleaned as it was in storage for a while. To the people saying get over it - I'm not upset or creeped out too much, I just thought it was FML worthy. And no, I have no intention of 'repeating the cycle' to my children as such - I need to finish my studies before even considering children!

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Top comments

SkoomaKi 27

Nothing like home. It's not like you're going to find any afterbirth under your sheets!

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bballsoccerrocks 7

The circle of life!

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vbmg152 18

I promise you that at some point, they've had sex on most everything in your house. The sofa, the dining table, kitchen counter, washing machine, floor! Need I go on?

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bizarre_ftw 21

Also They must really be attached to that bed! They made you in it, kept you in it, and, if you slip up, their grandchild will be made in it It's like "the marriage bed" back when marriage was socially required for such

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KitaBrah 0

Have sex with someone in that bed then after it tell then that story:p

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lylotrezor 20

I'm pretty sure your parents cleaned the sheets since then.

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zombiesdkdjdjf 1

So? He was still made in the bed. Really has nothing to do with the sheets.

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lylotrezor 20

108, what I meant is that iIf it's the OP's parents' old bed, there was a big chance she was conceived there, and I was just poking fun at her for not realizing that sooner. And it's not like she's going to find stains or something like that. Hence the sheets remark.

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zombiesdkdjdjf 1

Really? Please explain. And the ruin: I get it noww:p

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zombiesdkdjdjf 1

You should make your baby in that bed, then pass down to your child!!:3

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jewwybeanzzz 10

Omg same here. Mattress toppers are great :P

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glee_club 0

It's honestly not that bad. I mean it's not the same sheets and obviously it wasn't recent.

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