By Capteen - 22/04/2012 12:17 - Australia - Brisbane

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Today, I found out the bed I sleep in is the bed I was conceived in. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 420
You deserved it 3 721

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Capteen_fml 9

OP here! I definitely have a new mattress, and the frames been well cleaned as it was in storage for a while. To the people saying get over it - I'm not upset or creeped out too much, I just thought it was FML worthy. And no, I have no intention of 'repeating the cycle' to my children as such - I need to finish my studies before even considering children!

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Top comments

SkoomaKi 27

Nothing like home. It's not like you're going to find any afterbirth under your sheets!

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bballsoccerrocks 7

The circle of life!

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ClosetTroll 10

Much better than finding a video tape.

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fuckmebutdontfml 16

What if that's how OP found out? :O

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DocBastard 38

What, did you think your parents picked you up at the hardware store? Guess what: parents have sex. We have sex everywhere. It's our house, and we do it everywhere. If you're not home and we are, chances are we're *******. Our bed, your bed, dining room table, kitchen counter, washing machine... Get the idea? I'd get over it quickly, junior.

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sneeze_watch 19

This is my favorite comment ever. Also, it's true. Any chance we get. Everywhere.

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Pandacupcakelove 26

Now i don't want to toutch anything in my house...

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Angelrose2004 17

I think it would be just a tad bit disturbing to have sex in your child's bed.. But maybe that's just me. *shudder*

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Marcella1016 31

Lmfao wow. Talk about the facts of life speech....

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Razzle_Dazzle_5 11

Everything in my childhood has been a lie! Thank you Doc for making me realize I have nothing to live for. Good day.

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phatdaddy62 23

Hey Doc, don't forget, if there's a hot tub . . . Yeah, we ****** in there too. Buncha times!

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BrysGirl27 14

Hmmmm home sweet home:)

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scruffyindiekid 2

Could be worse.. Could be the same bed your little baby sister was conceived in...

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