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By SummersEve - 12/02/2010 00:47 - United States

Today, I found out the crappy shampoo I've been borrowing from my girlfriend is actually "feminine wash." FML

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By anon - 10/06/2012 21:14 - United Kingdom - Romsey

Today, I discovered that my expensive new shampoo smells exactly like my ex-girlfriend. So now, whenever I shower, I'm showered with depression. FML

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By cleangirl - 14/03/2011 23:45 - United Kingdom

Today, my new boyfriend was at my flat for the first time. He picked up something in the bathroom and said 'What the hell's this?'. I told him what it was for, and he said 'You girls and your weird female products. Who needs all this stuff?'. It wasn't a female thing. It was shampoo. FML

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Glitterati

By Anonymous - 22/03/2023 12:00

Today, my girlfriend and her friends mocked my "fragile masculinity" because I bought men's body wash instead of sharing her body wash. Her body wash is full of glitter, which irritates my skin horribly. FML

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Does this smell weird?

By Anonymous - 13/11/2020 15:05 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, I found out that the shampoo I’ve been using has yogurt in, following a prank my boyfriend did. Turns out he forgot about it and I’ve been using it for 5 days now. FML

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By GabyLeann - 29/09/2015 02:01 - United States

Today, while showering, I broke the cap off the shampoo. Not my shampoo, my roommate's. The $60 shampoo I swore I wouldn't touch. FML

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Free the Flow!

By Lunar-Spice - 23/10/2019 14:00

Today, I went to take a shower. I noticed a funky smell, but I just assumed it was from whoever had been there last. When I pulled the shower curtain back, I found out that my sister has stopped using feminine hygiene products for her period. It looked like someone had died in the bathtub. FML

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One simple trick

By Keith87 - 07/09/2024 12:00 - United States - Anaheim

Today, I realized I've been using conditioner instead of shampoo for the last month. I was wondering why my hair never felt clean but always smelled great. Now I have to explain to my friends that my new "shampoo routine" was actually just expensive conditioner and ignorance. FML

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By mayoshampoo - 01/09/2014 16:59 - Canada - Toronto

Today, someone, and I still can't figure out who, switched my shampoo with mayonnaise. FML

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By Shampoodle - 11/10/2017 21:45

Today, I found out that my mom uses my incredibly expensive conditioner to wash her two dogs every single weekend. No wonder they smell so good. FML

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Firehose

By PissingMeOff - 16/10/2020 13:55 - United Kingdom - Durham

Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML

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twitlight 0

Friday 12 February 2010 9:11

You do realize that's why there are such things called 'labels'? Dumbass.

FatherKnowsBEST 0

Friday 12 February 2010 9:09

Well I mean. Your girlfriend is a female so its assumed that she would use a feminine wash, right?

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qwerty3210 0

Friday 12 February 2010 9:32

look at the bright side, now if you get ****** in the head by another guy its not gay!

iamghostbad 0

Friday 12 February 2010 10:13

^ that just made my day/ night :)

wairdt 5

Friday 12 February 2010 9:33

Way to read, sir. GOSH(Napoleon Dynamite)!

babybubz 0

Friday 12 February 2010 9:33

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lolorly 0

Friday 12 February 2010 10:05

  You're beautiful! 

Luckster 0

Friday 12 February 2010 9:33

Learn to read. Simple solution.

lickmyjock 0

Friday 12 February 2010 9:46

Just a little hint: ITS NOT SHAMPOO

Luckster 0

Friday 12 February 2010 10:08

Haven't you heard, Snickerdoodles? Reading is for FAGS now! (No disrespect towards the gay community. It's a simple joke)

snowieflake 0

Friday 12 February 2010 10:08

"shampoo that I've been borrowing" - were you ever planning on giving it back to her?

Rocco1990 0

Friday 12 February 2010 13:49

Well unless it was an obvious brand (example Vagisil) I guess he wasn't bothered to read the label. Didn't he find it weird that either his hair didn't feel clean or that he started smelling like his girlfriends ******? At least he knows she uses a special wash. She could have left him with fish lips.

iamghostbad 0

Friday 12 February 2010 10:11

@36 I agree

wordgirl 0

Friday 12 February 2010 10:19

Well, it's *kind of* shampoo... :D

totes_sucks 0

Friday 12 February 2010 10:42

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