Miscellaneous: Today, I found out the crappy shampoo I've been borrowing from... - FML

By SummersEve - 12/02/2010 00:47 - United States

Today, I found out the crappy shampoo I've been borrowing from my girlfriend is actually "feminine wash." FML

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Same thing different taste

By anon - 10/06/2012 21:14 - United Kingdom - Romsey

Today, I discovered that my expensive new shampoo smells exactly like my ex-girlfriend. So now, whenever I shower, I'm showered with depression. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 356

You deserved it 5 118

By cleangirl - 14/03/2011 23:45 - United Kingdom

Today, my new boyfriend was at my flat for the first time. He picked up something in the bathroom and said 'What the hell's this?'. I told him what it was for, and he said 'You girls and your weird female products. Who needs all this stuff?'. It wasn't a female thing. It was shampoo. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 545

You deserved it 4 625

Glitterati

By Anonymous - 22/03/2023 12:00

Today, my girlfriend and her friends mocked my "fragile masculinity" because I bought men's body wash instead of sharing her body wash. Her body wash is full of glitter, which irritates my skin horribly. FML

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You deserved it 115

Does this smell weird?

By Anonymous - 13/11/2020 15:05 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, I found out that the shampoo I’ve been using has yogurt in, following a prank my boyfriend did. Turns out he forgot about it and I’ve been using it for 5 days now. FML

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You deserved it 124

By GabyLeann - 29/09/2015 02:01 - United States

Today, while showering, I broke the cap off the shampoo. Not my shampoo, my roommate's. The $60 shampoo I swore I wouldn't touch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 315

You deserved it 34 802

Free the Flow!

By Lunar-Spice - 23/10/2019 14:00

Today, I went to take a shower. I noticed a funky smell, but I just assumed it was from whoever had been there last. When I pulled the shower curtain back, I found out that my sister has stopped using feminine hygiene products for her period. It looked like someone had died in the bathtub. FML

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You deserved it 184

One simple trick

By Keith87 - 07/09/2024 12:00 - United States - Anaheim

Today, I realized I've been using conditioner instead of shampoo for the last month. I was wondering why my hair never felt clean but always smelled great. Now I have to explain to my friends that my new "shampoo routine" was actually just expensive conditioner and ignorance. FML

I agree, your life sucks 102

You deserved it 439

By mayoshampoo - 01/09/2014 16:59 - Canada - Toronto

Today, someone, and I still can't figure out who, switched my shampoo with mayonnaise. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 650

You deserved it 4 037

By Shampoodle - 11/10/2017 21:45

Today, I found out that my mom uses my incredibly expensive conditioner to wash her two dogs every single weekend. No wonder they smell so good. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 389

You deserved it 404

Firehose

By PissingMeOff - 16/10/2020 13:55 - United Kingdom - Durham

Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 464

You deserved it 141

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twitlight 0

Friday 12 February 2010 9:11

You do realize that's why there are such things called 'labels'? Dumbass.

FatherKnowsBEST 0

Friday 12 February 2010 9:09

Well I mean. Your girlfriend is a female so its assumed that she would use a feminine wash, right?

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blackirish44 0

Friday 12 February 2010 10:55

guess that makes him a douche bag

abcdefghiloveyou 0

Friday 12 February 2010 16:10

LOLLOLOLOL

Eddie_Paints 0

Friday 12 February 2010 10:59

You look so sad in your pic now Snick!

skyeyez9 24

Friday 12 February 2010 11:00

at least you don't have that not so fresh feeling anymore.

skyeyez9 24

Friday 12 February 2010 11:05

Why make a fuss over typos, as long as the message gets across?! It's only FML comments. The small iPhone/iTouch keyboard makes it more likely to accidentally press an adjacent button. But a major peeve is if a person types the way they talk...ie that ebonics shit.

xdeepinside 0

Friday 12 February 2010 11:24

YDI. Can't you buy yourself one?

beffburger 0

Friday 12 February 2010 11:36

your old pic was better snickerdoodles :(

lepercaunsal 0

Friday 12 February 2010 11:45

READ before u use anything

pfunk129 1

Friday 12 February 2010 13:18

douchebag=you

cabbitt 0

Friday 12 February 2010 13:44

Bahahaa. Maybe that'll teach you to read the label before you use something.

youthink_fml 0

Friday 12 February 2010 13:58

YDI for not reading a damn label before rubbing shit on your head.

TrekkieGirl 0

Friday 12 February 2010 14:32

@ # 61.....AGREED! OP, stupidity is not an FML. Next time either buy your own shampoo or pay attention to what you're using.

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Today, I called back a number I'd recently missed a call from. To my surprise, it was my boyfriend's fiancée's number. I've been with him four years, he's been with her for six. Turns out, not only is he a cheating jerk, but technically I'M the other woman. FML

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Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML

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Today, a woman in an SUV rolled a stop sign and hit me, resulting in simultaneously twisting my foot in my bike and being knocked into oncoming traffic. Her excuse before I went to the ER? The sun was in her eyes. FML

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Today, I decided to reach out to someone I'd met randomly. I found them on social media and sent them a message. After telling my SO, he pointed out that that was stalking. I'm a creep now. FML

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Today, I went to my boss with a major problem with our distribution software. His response was, "Oh, that is a big problem… Unfortunately it's now 5:31 p.m. and I'm officially on leave and going to Hawaii for three weeks, so it’s not my big problem. It’s yours." FML

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Today, during a job interview, I was offered a sandwich. I politely declined, explaining that I'm a coeliac and would probably get very sick. He said coeliac disease "isn't real" and that gluten-free eating is just a fad. I had to leave when he kept pushing me to accept it. FML

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Today, it appears that it's Single Loser Awareness Day. FML

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Today, I went to eat at a restaurant in Singapore with a friend of mine. I checked my wallet and I had a bit of cash, so I went in to have a large dinner. The most awkward moment that I had was when I took out my money and realized that it wasn't Singapore dollars. It was all in Malaysian ringgits. FML

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You deserved it 852