By adopted apparently - 23/03/2019 12:00

Today, I found out the joke I’ve been telling for 15 years is true. I am adopted. FML
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Chazzster 28

As an adopted child, you were no accident - You were chosen. There is no reason you should feel bad about being adopted.

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colderthanyou 15

All this time you thought they were your biological parents, so you are very allowed to be shocked and surprised. I hope you did grow up in a loving, stable home and you’re able to see that and hold onto it in this weird time.

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nightstalker94 18

I wish I was adopted.

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ajh1800 25

I'm adopted too. There's nothing wrong with that.

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colderthanyou 15

All this time you thought they were your biological parents, so you are very allowed to be shocked and surprised. I hope you did grow up in a loving, stable home and you’re able to see that and hold onto it in this weird time.

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

When the plot twist gets personal.

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Chazzster 28

As an adopted child, you were no accident - You were chosen. There is no reason you should feel bad about being adopted.

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Aphrodite 20

don’t think they said they were an accident tho lol

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ktd988 12

Yes to this! I was adopted also

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RichardPencil 30

Knock, knock Who’s there? I’m adopted I’m adopted who? Nah, this joke sucks. After getting zero laughs in 15 years, you’d think you would dump this one.

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Taylor Caldwell 10

You were literally chosen and fought for. Do you have any idea the time, stress and financial sacrifices that come with adopting a child? You should feel very happy and loved by your family.

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