Love: Today, I found out the person who's been stalking and harassing...

By jflac - 24/12/2014 12:03 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I found out the person who's been stalking and harassing me online was actually my now ex-boyfriend. He only confessed as I finally picked up the phone to report it to the police. He basically said he wanted me to turn to him for comfort and protection, so he could "feel like a man". FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2019 12:00

Today, I found out that the threatening and insulting messages I received from my boyfriend's "stalker ex" were actually sent by him. Why? Because he cheated and he didn't want to admit it. I'm dating a psycho. FML

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By LonelyAF - 12/08/2017 13:00

Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML

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Catfished

By mylovelifeisanepicfail - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - London

Today, I discovered that the man I have been talking to on a dating site is actually my ex-boyfriend. He created a fake profile and made me fall for someone that doesn't exist. We got on better anonymously than we ever did in 3 years together. FML

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You deserved it 3 974

By u wot? - 14/02/2015 12:14 - United Kingdom - Ipswich

Today, I found out someone, most likely my psycho ex, has been posing as me on local interest websites, trolling a load of people, and giving them my address so they can come fight me. I found this out when a gentleman showed up at my house wanting to beat me shitless. FML

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By Jinx - 21/08/2017 22:15 - United Kingdom - Dorchester

Today, I got a stern talking-to from the police about threatening and harassing people. Who had called them? None other than my stalker, whom I'd just informed about the restraining order I was filing against him after finding him in my house. For the second time. FML

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You deserved it 249

My guy

By Anonymous - 03/01/2022 01:00 - United Kingdom - Newport

Today, I realised that the only friend who talks to me consistently is a guy who used to stalk me. FML

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I'll have the Catfish

By Anonymous - 25/03/2023 06:00 - United States

Today, I made my way to a bar for a first date with a guy I had been talking to online. It turned out he was actually my ex-boyfriend in disguise, trying to get revenge for dumping him. FML

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You deserved it 140

Creepypasta

By running scared - 08/04/2016 09:40 - Norway

Today, I found out that my violent ex has moved to my country for the sole purpose of tracking me down. I know this because my former boss called and told me she gave him my address. She loves the idea of us getting back together because, "You're such a cute couple!" FML

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You deserved it 1 819

By stalked - 28/05/2012 06:24 - United States - Bel Air

Today, I found out that the person who has been stalking me has also been stalking someone else. I got upset. It seems it took being stalked to make me feel good about myself. FML

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You deserved it 20 534

Unstable

By Anonymous - 21/10/2021 17:00

Today, after three months of hooking up and talking about dating, the man I was supporting emotionally went back to his ex, who'd reduced the restraining order on him to a no abuse order so they could be together. He left me in his bed to go be with her. FML

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You deserved it 588

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Thursday 25 December 2014 0:30

Glad he's your ex. He's clearly an idiot.

Patriots21 14

Thursday 25 December 2014 0:33

And you'll be turning to a restraining order

Comments

rieebee 23

Thursday 25 December 2014 1:26

Because most people don't have "crazy" branded on their forehead, so you can't tell if they're going to do creepy stuff at a later date...

G00N3R 19

Thursday 25 December 2014 1:28

Hmm, creepy

Futacy 29

Thursday 25 December 2014 1:33

The same reason we buy defective products from stores. We don't know it's effed up until we try it out.

Nimor 25

Thursday 25 December 2014 1:44

/facepalm

soulreaper12296 28

Thursday 25 December 2014 2:09

I'd still go to the police

annarcheer 19

Thursday 25 December 2014 2:23

#27 Has a really good point. its not like we can just look at a guy and be like "oh he's crazy". Its not the girls fault the guy went crazy she trusted him and he turned out to be no good.

rocker_chick23 27

Thursday 25 December 2014 2:40

Maybe because many don't know their S/O is crazy until after they start dating.

TriKonz 2

Thursday 25 December 2014 2:45

its the DENNIS systlem lol

toongler 23

Thursday 25 December 2014 4:04

Good thing you left that ass! Any relationship that involves manipulation to gain something like that is completely wrong and abusive

annarcheer 19

Thursday 25 December 2014 4:25

#35 let me say without getting into detail I have dated crazy guys that I thought were perfectly normal and turned out being awful so you really never know. his friends were cool and his family was nice but behind closed doors he was an awful monster.