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By Hopeless - 08/02/2011 03:22

Today, I found out the real reason why me and my boyfriend of four and a half months have "so much in common". He used to be my stalker, who followed me around in a black hoodie and always posted stuff on my Myspace as an anonymous person. FML

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By datgirl92 - 24/05/2013 14:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of four months. FML

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By jflac - 24/12/2014 12:03 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I found out the person who's been stalking and harassing me online was actually my now ex-boyfriend. He only confessed as I finally picked up the phone to report it to the police. He basically said he wanted me to turn to him for comfort and protection, so he could "feel like a man". FML

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By stalkered - 22/07/2009 04:27 - United States

Today, I finally figured out who has been stalking me for the past 5 months. And we're related. FML

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Jan-Michael Vincent? Heather Locklear?

By Anonymous - 29/04/2022 22:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend has a creepy stalker blog dedicated to some minor celebrity from the '80s that I’ve never heard of. When I asked him about it, he accused me of spying on his private life, even though the blog is there on the internet for anyone to read, and stormed out. FML

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You deserved it 150

My guy

By Anonymous - 03/01/2022 01:00 - United Kingdom - Newport

Today, I realised that the only friend who talks to me consistently is a guy who used to stalk me. FML

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You deserved it 161

Weird dude

By Anonymous - 09/04/2019 12:00

Today, I found out that the threatening and insulting messages I received from my boyfriend's "stalker ex" were actually sent by him. Why? Because he cheated and he didn't want to admit it. I'm dating a psycho. FML

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Get out of there, fast

By LeaveMeAlone - 23/02/2021 22:56

Today, I went on a date with a really cute guy. Things were going great, so we went to his place. While he was in the bathroom, I absentmindedly looked around his apartment. Unfortunately, his living room cupboard was half open, and I saw a shrine of pictures of me. Apparently, he's been stalking me for months. FML

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You deserved it 135

Red flag

By Anonymous - 15/01/2014 18:25 - Italy - Pistoia

Today, I found out that the generous gift from my boyfriend of a new iPhone was only given so he could use the "Find my phone" function to make sure I'm always where I say I am each day. I'm being stalked by my own boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 8 957

Creeper alert!

By creeper-status - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Irvine

Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 1 077

By cheated - 06/07/2019 22:03

Today, I found out my "wonderful" boyfriend was recently dumped by another woman, not just after he started stalking her, but after he wrote her a love letter in his own blood. FML

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You deserved it 172

behnke40 4

Tuesday 8 February 2011 8:48

awww he got his girl... in a creepy way..

auzzrage 1

Tuesday 8 February 2011 8:45

haha that's rlly creepy

Comments

Xxak907xX 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 0:55

O_o creeper

hopelessxdesign 5

Wednesday 9 February 2011 1:08

OMG that is really creepy. get out, and GET A RESTRAINING ORDER...idk how some people find this cute at all.

dansco 24

Wednesday 9 February 2011 1:21

Is he still your fella?

pandapat89 3

Wednesday 9 February 2011 2:01

"my boyfriend and I..." maybe if you weren't so stupid you would have known better.

QueenBean 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 2:19

I agree with #45...run your ass off!

dunner12 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 2:49

who still uses myspace??

branje 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 2:51

well at least he's committed.

taureanbeauty293 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 4:34

hahaha

taureanbeauty293 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 4:44

First response: oh shit; Favorite comment: "successful stalker"; Question: Why not ex-boyfriend? and how did you find out?

lolsspop 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 5:05

I don't know what's creepier, the stalker thing or the fact that you have a myspace page.....

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