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By amireallyloved - 17/02/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, I found out the reason my boyfriend asked me out was because the fortune ball app on his iPod told him to. FML

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Today, my boyfriend asked me to start using a period tracker app so I can tell him which week of each month he needs to "stay the hell away" from me. FML

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Gvil_Eenius 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 15:56

At least he had the ball to ask you out!

kerrygirl 13

Wednesday 17 February 2010 16:02

unless the fortune ball is forcing him to stay with you i don't see the problem

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benny92 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 4:34

that's cute

newmanlyman3 8

Thursday 18 February 2010 4:49

luke it is your destiny!!!! or you are just a horny freak

newmanlyman3 8

Thursday 18 February 2010 4:52

that's an app!!! yayz!!!!!!!

NoOneCanTouchUs 4

Thursday 18 February 2010 6:04

Ahaha, this was on mydrunktexts. (951): The only reason I asked you out was because the fortune ball app on my iPod told me to. http://mydrunktexts.com/view/received-texts/37988 Seems like one, or both are fakes.

goldfishdragon91 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 8:07

u just gave me a good idea

tacomaniak 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 8:23

epicness of the fortune

fuckyouasshole66 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 13:09

wow what a nerd

Asstazztic 8

Thursday 18 February 2010 22:49

The ball never lies o_O lol

KYTRwerepyre 0

Friday 19 February 2010 11:04

Thats a really good idea!!! What happens when you listen to your i-phone: "hey will you go out with me?" "no, why???" "cause my fortune ball app on my i-phone told me to ask you out" "funny the fortune ball on my i-phone said to say yes to anyone who asks me out..." "then why'd you say no" "the crazy murderous phsycopath who asked me out before probably wouldnt like it" "oh ok" cmp"are you talking to my bf?!!" "no?' "LIAR!!!" stabs with really sharp eraser turns to other dude" I love you" "he he he" stabs him with eraser "OH NO WHAT HAVE I DONE?!!" stabs self with eraser This proves that listening to i-phones makes everyone else's life better... SO DO IT!!!

hwilson 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 1:37

lmao thats awesome, if you really like him your so lucky (;

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