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By amireallyloved - 17/02/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, I found out the reason my boyfriend asked me out was because the fortune ball app on his iPod told him to. FML

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Gvil_Eenius 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 15:56

At least he had the ball to ask you out!

kerrygirl 13

Wednesday 17 February 2010 16:02

unless the fortune ball is forcing him to stay with you i don't see the problem

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ShadowhunterJ 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 18:01

Well he obviously liked you if he asked it that. Maybe he was nervous/unsure. Just be glad it said yes, call it fate.

darthj93 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 18:03

well it doesn't really matter if your happy with him

elghs2001 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 18:09

this one is fake. they reworded mu fml I submitted last night and the night before. this site is such a sham.

thetruthisilied 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 18:24

bahahahahahahaha that sucks! but completly hilarious!

UrLiFsuX 4

Wednesday 17 February 2010 18:25

does he make all his decisions like that? "Magic 8 ball will i marry this girl that put me on FML?" "Signs point to NO!"

BigGreenCam 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 18:33

isn't that how everybody lives their life? if not, you should. "hail the all knowing 8ball, for it knows best" you should use it to see if you should stay with him, and keep using it until you get the right answer

UrLiFsuX 4

Wednesday 17 February 2010 18:38

lol or u could just keep him tied up in your basement

piinkbunnii 1

Wednesday 17 February 2010 18:49

Well you know he liked you before he asked the "Magic 8 Ball" this question.

kemar7856 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 19:05

so it means he was considering asking u out i'm pretty sure the ball did'nt say ask _________ out

jollykilla704 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 19:11

he did atleast ask the fortune ball. that means he was thinking about it. he just needed a little extra push. I say it's cute not fyl

davemania 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 19:14

I'm getting that app!

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