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By amireallyloved - 17/02/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, I found out the reason my boyfriend asked me out was because the fortune ball app on his iPod told him to. FML

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By BurninLuna - 08/02/2022 16:01

Today, I found multiple dating apps in my boyfriend's phone, hidden in a folder with his calculator and calendar. His excuse? He said he was never going to meet up with any of them, he just needed to have a back-up plan. We have been together for five years and live together. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2015 13:19 - Netherlands - Den Haag

Today, my boyfriend asked me to start using a period tracker app so I can tell him which week of each month he needs to "stay the hell away" from me. FML

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Gvil_Eenius 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 15:56

At least he had the ball to ask you out!

kerrygirl 13

Wednesday 17 February 2010 16:02

unless the fortune ball is forcing him to stay with you i don't see the problem

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SexyNicole1310 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 4:25

I just got the app!!!

MaskedAspen 6

Thursday 11 August 2011 4:00

he asked the ball, didn't he.

ifinsane 6

Friday 11 November 2011 2:20

Ya gotta let the fates decide.

DJ_G11_SMITH 8

Monday 26 December 2011 13:10

Lol I started dating my GF of 4 months after her BFF/IDK set us up. She even kissed her in front of me.

bobbeta30 14

Saturday 7 January 2012 0:43

He probably was just working up the nerve to do it, so he asked the app. He must have wanted to if he was debating it.

SamSchwab37 2

Sunday 26 February 2012 5:40

Haha that's kinda funny.. But still sucks:(

BiNeko 12

Thursday 13 September 2012 16:56

Get rid of that.

Kevdog824 12

Sunday 13 October 2013 1:34

It could be worse. I asked a girl out because YOLO.

tuckit 28

Sunday 22 June 2014 1:46

At least he asked the ball about you. :)

rpitre99 12

Wednesday 21 October 2015 13:27

What is the problem

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