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By amireallyloved - 17/02/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, I found out the reason my boyfriend asked me out was because the fortune ball app on his iPod told him to. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2015 13:19 - Netherlands - Den Haag

Today, my boyfriend asked me to start using a period tracker app so I can tell him which week of each month he needs to "stay the hell away" from me. FML

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Gvil_Eenius 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 15:56

At least he had the ball to ask you out!

kerrygirl 13

Wednesday 17 February 2010 16:02

unless the fortune ball is forcing him to stay with you i don't see the problem

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InvaderTiz 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 20:03

Your on the wrong website, and your treating that situation the wrong way. I'd lvoe to be asked out because of that. Beats being asked out because of your boobs.

23basketball 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 20:04

PLEASEEEE tell me you dumped that loser when you found out OP!!!

token_blackguy 18

Wednesday 17 February 2010 20:36

meh if the relationship is going good why complain..

LTMcleod 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 20:58

he just needed some balls :)

ColdGold 6

Wednesday 17 February 2010 21:07

The important thing is . . . he asked.

wooow_sucks_for_ 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 21:08

8 balls that is.

Jen_J_the_J 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 21:15

so im guessing 23basketball is single, has always been single, and "outlook looks bleak" for any relationships in the future. why would u dump ur gf cuz he got some advice from an app with 8balls?!! OP he obviously liked u which is why he asked. the only worrying thing is that he had the fortune ball app in the first place. unless ur into that sort of thing ;)

MechanicalDummy 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 21:43

This ain't a FML! You should be grateful for this! Okay it's not the sweetest thing to hear, but you're together and that's what matters!

bassxchick12 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 21:44

I agree 49 the only reason you would ask a magic 8 ball that is if you were already thinking of it

mr_miyagi 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 21:56

thats not that bad as long as you guys are happy together besides mabe he wanted to ask you out but didnt have the courage to and the app convinced him to

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