By Not Gay - 09/06/2015 03:04 - United States - Williamston

Today, I found out the reason my crush has been talking so openly to me. Not because she likes me back, but because she thinks I'm gay. FML
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nchic01 17

Nothing like a good friendship to start things off! I'd just politely correct her and then continue to be her friend and see where it goes.

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Llama24 14

Just let her know your not gay, that's one step closer to starting a relationship.

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patrickalamo 47

Tell her to give you a chance and you will show her how gay you are not.

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aj9319 16

Challenge her to try to turn you on. If she accepts challenge, you win by making her win.

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therealjc_fml 14

Well then she does like you....for your personality. Having a great personality is a good start. Even is she doesn't like you in the sense you want her to having her talking to you and becoming friends is better than not.

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abNormal62 23

Send her another message! You want Male! I want Female!

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sarcasmwins 24

Let the boob touching commence! xD All jokes aside you should reassure her you are in fact, not gay, then if there's no awkward tension between you two, ask her out on a date :)

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obliviongillette 18

Tell her you're not gay and touch her butt. Lmao, no seriously though, you'll never get anywhere if you don't speak up about it.

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jberg583 12

Be honest now... Otherwise she will feel blindsided

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Ecudaniel 16

Tell her that you would totally be straight for her and then **** her right in the pussy.

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legitseabass 9

Thanks everyone for the advice! Some pretty funny comments on this!

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