By Anonymous - 28/09/2013 11:44 - United States

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Today, I found out this girl I had sex with lied to me. They weren't razor burn bumps. And I now have them. FML
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Pleonasm 35

Happiness is only real when shared. Or is that Herpes?

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Inked0803 12

It's not herpes if it's everywhere or is it?

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hannahn1492 7

I was with my ex for 2 years, he cheated on me, and he gave me an std. It's not always your fault. The girl was a bitch not to tell you. But being a victim and it not being my fault what so ever... it pisses me off a bit that everyone is so rude about it. Not his fault for trusting someone. Her fault for being an inconsiderate bitch.

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Xalandra 17

It's his fault for believing some random girl who would've obviously said anything just to get him to stick it in. OP should've known better than to have sex with a girl who had a rash on her vag.

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StarrliteFire 7

That's totally your fault for being horny and having sex with a random girl

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doLLe 21

You are a moron for believing that.

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Ruschnav 6

I hope you do know that you can make a case about her not telling you about the STD I forget where I got this info from (I believe it was a sex ed class) but apparently you can. Best of luck.

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mesahus 5

So... You cut yourself with a razer? ;D

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llnursingll 10

If you seen them, why would you sleep with her?!?!?! what did the doctor say it was??? (I am assuming you went to the Doc) .

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