By Anonymous - 28/09/2013 11:44 - United States

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Today, I found out this girl I had sex with lied to me. They weren't razor burn bumps. And I now have them. FML
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Pleonasm 35

Happiness is only real when shared. Or is that Herpes?

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strngr2hrslf 10

You know the funny thing about this is that lying or not telling a person about your stds is a federal offense because the government keeps a list of those people and can result in prison time I would turn her in because that is very serious

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janiiine 5

Oh, I'm so sorry OP that's awful of her. She's just made someone's life a lot sadder and it was so easily prevented by a warning.

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perdix 29

Who gave her permission to shave you down there while you slept? Razor bump burn is the worst -- you'd be better off with herpes!

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littlexlune 16

It's sad how easily people can lie to and take advantage of others. Is getting laid really that crucial? Sorry OP. Start treatment right away.

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swtgrl29 2

Herpes, the gift that keeps on giving.

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splitintwo 6

Yikes. If you live in the US it is considered a crime to lie about having an STI. Although you should have put a condom on... seriously.

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skitzymew 19

It was skin to skin contact. A condom would not have mattered.

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ksks1234 33

If you are having casual sex, use a condom. If anything looks remotely not right, do not proceed.

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diving_fml 30

maybe a shot could cure it.

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