Intimacy: Today, I found out this girl I had sex with lied to me. They...

By Anonymous - 28/09/2013 11:44 - United States

Today, I found out this girl I had sex with lied to me. They weren't razor burn bumps. And I now have them. FML

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By hairynips - 10/10/2012 19:07 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend and tell him that the red bumps around my nipples was heat rash, rather than admit it was actually razor burn. FML

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Today, I found out I have a huge infected boil on my vagina. The worst part was that I wasn't the one to discover this. My boyfriend was. FML

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By SterlingSilver91 - 03/09/2011 23:49 - Canada

Today, I woke up to a text from a girl I had slept with two nights ago. It read, "Please don't get mad if you notice a rash on your private parts. Sorry in advance." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2017 10:00

Today, I shaved my lady bits for the first time to surprise my husband, who I haven't seen in months due to deployment. I ended up with razor burn and my dim-witted husband believes I cheated on him and that it's an STD. Nothing will tell him otherwise. FML

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Saturday 28 September 2013 16:04

seriously, how stupid can you be?

Pleonasm 35

Saturday 28 September 2013 16:06

Happiness is only real when shared. Or is that Herpes?

Comments

stitesy29 18

Saturday 28 September 2013 18:48

Dont be a fool Wrap that tool

FezzesAreCool 18

Saturday 28 September 2013 18:49

Have fun explaining that to your doctor

Obey_StudBoii 23

Saturday 28 September 2013 20:00

Drs are educated to be professional.

happyfingers 15

Saturday 28 September 2013 18:56

As much as that sucks, I am inclined to say you deserve it. I mean, for one, if there was any question about whether she was clean or not you shouldn't have had sex with her. And if you decided to do it anyway you should have used a condom. Especially since you didn't even know her. Why would you ever have unprotected sex with a stranger? So even though she should have told you, assuming she knew it wasn't razor bumps, YDI.