By Anonymous - 28/09/2013 11:44 - United States

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Today, I found out this girl I had sex with lied to me. They weren't razor burn bumps. And I now have them. FML
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Pleonasm 35

Happiness is only real when shared. Or is that Herpes?

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seven_sinss 2

And that is why you have to wear a condom.

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mraustindean 4

Only way I could say you kind of deserve it is if you chose not to wear a condom...

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DedicatedNova 13

Ouch. Was it a one night stand? If so YDI

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ElricMustang 23

I say it's a YDI because you questioned it with some girk you didn't know and then still went with it when she lied to you, honestly.

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jw90 18

When you get an erection use protection.

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ViviMage 39

Um, most women do not shave way down there. Im the skin is not taught enough to shave and not cut skin. Most wax there. You will want a condom now forever!

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squidgy787 22

I disagree. I've waxed as well as shaved and never had a cut, not did I need to pull the skin taut like with waxing. Additionally, I think it's ludicrous to say that more women are waxing their woo hoos than shaving. If that were the case, there would be a lot more day spas in my city that do Brazilian waxes. Hell, there'd be a lot more day spas everywhere.

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kayleighcupcake 14

I shave, I dont trust myself waxing ans im not getting my bits out for a stranger! plenty of my friends feel the same

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Ashley868 10

Not true. I shave. I'm too much of a wimp to get a wax.

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skitzymew 19

I also shave down there. Waxing is just a scary thought. As for the condom statement you made, it wouldn't have helped in this situation; it was skin to skin contact.

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strngr2hrslf 10

You know the funny thing about this is that is a federal offense and can result in prison time I would turn her in because that is very serious

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Euphrates 10

I'm so sorry that girl had to be thirsty!

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