By Anonymous - 23/10/2013 07:40 - United States

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Today, I found out through one of my friends that my boyfriend cheated on me. He says it doesn't count as cheating because he couldn't get it up. FML
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gc327072 30

His dick has more fidelity than he does.

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alex_jaguara 32

That sucks, OP. You'll eventually meet douches like that, but you'll notice whoever really likes you, wouldn't feel the need to go out and/or sleep with other people.

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hanabi12 6

thats a bad excuse -.-' at least you know and now its up to you what to do with that information .

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WhiteCrimson 23

Did he limp while telling you he couldn't get it up? Hope you kicked him in the gonads! Maybe then he might have trouble rising to the occasion.

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caden_bro 9

He's a jerk, and cheated. I'm surprised "ex-boyfriend" wasn't the word you used.

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PandaBurst 10

Is that along the same lines of "eatin ain't cheatin"?

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worldclassrager 39

I think me needs to know the limits of cheating...

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Goblin182 26

I once had a President that convinced a grand jury that oral sex wasn't cheating. Some people can justify anything.

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