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haha
..........well
First everyone finds out with Facebook. Now twitter?
to get back at her, name your child Facebook.. and poke the baby in the middle of the night to wake him/her up in order to disturb your gf's sleep.
congratulations?
Unless the child is not yours, I do not see how this is an FML. If you didn't want her pregnant, you should've used protection. I understand you might be upset that you found this out over a Twitter post, I would too, but still. You shouldn't be saying FML because you're girlfriend is pregnant..you should be happy.
They could have used protection and still gotten pregnant. Most of the time protection is successful, but not all the time.
if you didn't already know, are you sure it's yours?
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Twitter? I don't know whether to congratulate you or to facepalm. It's so impersonal... :(
FYL for having an inconsiderate girlfriend. I'm in the same boat OP, good luck.