By Tweety - 09/04/2011 11:40 - United States

Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
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bummervacation 10

Twitter? I don't know whether to congratulate you or to facepalm. It's so impersonal... :(

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RainbowHeadache 2

FYL for having an inconsiderate girlfriend. I'm in the same boat OP, good luck.

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Picking_Kuppies 0

You do know the /only/ reason sex exists is to have babies, right? It's not just there for you to make your penis happy. If anything, FHL, because she's got a baby daddy who isn't happy about her pregnancy, and YDI for having sex in the first place.

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Mimiroxxi 0

He's not upset because he's having a baby, he's up because he found he's having baby on twitter instead in person. Please read carefully next time FML. SMH

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boopityboppity 11

It's not an either/or scenario, folks. The OP could very well be upset about both. Also, 30, if those are your beliefs, that's perfectly all right, but don't act as though everyone has to adhere to them. It tends to irritate people.

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Lynzwood 0

sex is there to make people happy!! it sure I'n the **** makes me smile

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DocBastard 38

Picking Kuppies, you got it all wrong. The purpose of sex is to record it and play it back layer so you can ********** to it. It's called "****". Look it up.

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HateyMcHater 4

I have some bad news for you, Rev. Falwell.

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2010smhill2010 0

picking_kuppies....stop posting your ****** beliefs on fml since nobody cares about what you ****** belive..love 2010smhill2010

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Erindub 0

Now thats just plain wrong!

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Erindub 0

Hey 30, so what do the people who never plan on pushing out a baby? Do we just remain virgins for life because sex is only about procreating?

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TheDrifter 23

Anal, oral, same sex. All are non reproductive alternatives.

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natural_blues 0

shit, man. now for the dreaded question - is it yours?

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My_Nightmare 19

#30~You're an idiot. I dont think the OP was saying that the pregnancy was the FML. He was saying that finding out via Twitter was. Also, where the hell did you get the idea that sex is only for making babies? If you're a religious person and that's where you got it from then you should look at your Bible again. God wants married couples to enjoy sex, not only do it to make children.

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Picking_Kuppies 0

I'm not a religious person at all. We don't just all magically appear, do we? We have sex to make children. If you want to have sex because it feels good, fine. Do what you want. Just don't get all pissy when you find out that you're expecting a child, since you fully well knew that sex and reproduction are the same exact thing.

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boopityboppity 11

I wouldn't say they're the exact same thing. Sex can lead to reproduction, but they aren't the same. However, people should be prepared to deal with the consequences of pregnancy if they wish to engage in such activities. If this is the point you're trying to get across, then I suppose I agree. But you aren't being very nice about it.

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Mimiroxxi 0

yeah you should also read the FML correctly before write a really long essay geez

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lmaoatall 6

I like how some people are enquireing if it's yours. it's amazeing how society is going all Jerry springer these days!

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thrAsHeRr9081 16

It's amazing to me how inquiring young minds such as yourself could be so... What's the word I'm looking for?

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barlessprison 16

******* social networking sites. If you're planning on proposing to her, just change your FB status to married. But congratulations either way.

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Kludt2009 0

she was probably scared to tell you in person

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