Engagement, Family and Love: Today, I found out via Facebook that my brother got engaged several...

By thanksfyi - 02/07/2011 21:51 - Norway

Today, I found out via Facebook that my brother got engaged several days ago. Not only did he not tell me, but we live in the same house. FML

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By Clauric - 03/05/2016 15:15

Today, I found out my 35 year-old brother got divorced 18 months ago when my now ex-sister-in-law told me via Facebook messenger, and asked me to tell my parents, as both of them were too scared to do it themselves. FML

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By Darkness162000 - 08/01/2010 00:21 - France

Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/02/2021 21:30 - United States

Today, while looking through the newspaper, I saw that my sister got married a couple weeks ago. Not only did she not invite me, she "forgot" to mention it yesterday while we were having lunch. FML

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By anonymous - 11/11/2010 14:27 - United States

Today, I found out the real reason why my brother wasn't at his fiancé's Halloween party. He's been in jail for the past 3 months. When was anyone going to tell me? FML

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By brother love - 13/08/2010 05:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2019 12:00 - Australia

Today, I found out via Facebook that my older sister just had another baby, a whole week ago, whose name is my middle name. No one told me. I didn't even know she was pregnant. FML

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What about me?

By Anonymous - 04/04/2021 14:00

Today, my younger brother got in engaged. When we had a conversation about the wedding, he asked why the hell would I be involved with any of it! He used to be my best friend. I don’t know what happened. FML

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Really close

By Anonymous - 15/06/2020 20:08

Today, my sister made her engagement official on Facebook. When I shared the post to spread the word, people didn't read her boyfriend's name, and I started getting questions on why my sister and I were getting married. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2013 05:57 - United States - Spokane

Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML

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Left out in the cold

By Oh_baby - 10/06/2009 17:35 - United States

Today, I checked Facebook, only to find out that my close cousin is now married. When I looked at the pictures, I saw that my whole family was there - including my sister, mother and father. I was the only one who wasn't invited. FML

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Sunday 3 July 2011 0:47

Facebook - bringing families together a day at a time.

PSQ91 6

Sunday 3 July 2011 0:48

Well it's not official till it's on facebbok, duh!

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froufrou7 3

Sunday 3 July 2011 7:10

so what **** ?

CaptainDouche 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 9:22

Elementary, my dear Watson. These people are speaking English. You may want to adapt accordingly.

rebelsrock 17

Sunday 3 July 2011 7:22

Facebook: Forgetting About Communicating and Excluding Big Occasions Of Kid sisters

cryssycakesx3 22

Thursday 10 July 2014 21:27

swing and a miss bro

ogplusog 4

Sunday 3 July 2011 7:35

That'll be men for ya.

erin0123 2

Sunday 3 July 2011 7:47

thats ironic .. the exact same thing with me. :p

JesusFishTaco 5

Sunday 3 July 2011 14:47

That's not irony. That's a coincidence.

freeagent678 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 7:48

There's clearly a communication problem with you too

MissAwesomeness 4

Sunday 3 July 2011 7:52

it's okay. my brother was engaged for a year before he let any of his family members know. what a family.

roxysoxy 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 7:58

maybe he doesn't like you?

mekaylahm 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 8:01

that's just sad on your part

jhull11 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 8:02

does this remind anyone else of two and a half men? vaguely?

CaptainDouche 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 9:19

I'm pretty sure Charlie Sheen remembers Two and a Half Men vaguely.

PeachyJinx 7

Sunday 3 July 2011 9:03

Sure its not just a facebook marriage people do that now

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Today, I was woken up at 2 in the morning by my wife frantically saying something about her having scabies, and that I had to take her to the ER. It turned out to be eczema. FML

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Today, I put on my favorite booty shorts and walked outside to smoke a cigarette. My dog had chewed a hole in the middle of my shorts, and I was standing on a balcony that's located on the busiest street in town. FML

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Today, someone said that women shouldn’t hate their menstrual cycles, because the hormonal changes were so "interesting". Sure, that’s the word I’d use for alternating between cramps and zits, being an insatiable nymphomaniac, and being so depressed I want to die. FML

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Today, I woke up with greasy hair, despite taking a shower last night. After washing my hair several times and it not going away, I realized that yesterday I put aerosol deodorant in my hair instead of hairspray. FML

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Today, I had to delay the Father's Day dinner that I had to cook, so it wouldn't conflict with my wife and kids' gaming schedules. FML

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Today, I fell asleep while using my laptop. The next thing I know, it's 8am and my dad is screaming at me for posting "u skank-ass cunt-face" on my mom's Facebook timeline. I never made that post, but he won't believe me. My asshole brother, meanwhile, can't stop smirking at me. FML

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