Miscellaneous: Today, I found out what getting slapped in the face with lettuce...

By moe - 27/05/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, I found out what getting slapped in the face with lettuce feels like. FML

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By thanksdad - 16/03/2014 19:28 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I found out what it feels like to be slapped in the face with a potted cactus. FML

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By failureatlife - 27/04/2014 19:16 - United States - Ponchatoula

Today, after beating myself up for being useless and not being able to do anything right, I managed to choke almost to the point of blacking out, on a piece of lettuce. FML

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By youknowwhatitis - 22/06/2011 13:31 - Australia

Today, I learned how to wolf-whistle properly, and then learned what it feels like to be slapped on the head. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2016 03:20 - Canada

Today, I found out what unwashed, warty feet taste like after someone kicked me in the mouth with one. FML

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By whydoihavecats - 04/08/2015 19:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out what mouse intestines squashed against my bare feet feels like. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2023 16:00

Today, I tried to high-five someone but somehow ended up slapping them in the face. FML

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By CA19oo - 20/03/2012 01:03 - United States - Buford

Today, I found out what it feels like to get hit in the head with a bat. Not the wooden kind though. The one that bites and claws you when it gets stuck in your hair. FML

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By Face - 09/01/2010 10:12 - Australia

Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML

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By nothing_nobody - 23/06/2016 01:31

Today, I was volunteering at a local hospital. I was eagerly introducing myself to all the nurses, as I would be working with them all summer. It wasn't until I got home that I discovered the giant piece of lettuce stuck in my front teeth. So much for first impressions. FML

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By nukebroadcast - 16/12/2010 06:32 - United States

Today, I found out what sound a hammer makes when it strikes the back of my hand. FML

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HannahForbesxo 13

Friday 27 May 2011 14:29

It's a shame OP didn't lettuce know how it actually feels.

habest 2

Friday 27 May 2011 12:11

Well at least the person doing the slapping was thinking healthy. ;)

Comments

flavasava73 5

Tuesday 25 December 2012 15:27

Is this a euphemism for something sexual here? Are we saying your partner couldn't get it up? I have a vague recollection of a friend of mine saying that in the past about an experience she had with her new boyfriend. If it is...... Very subtle OP.

guineagirl 18

Tuesday 18 February 2014 18:18

being slapped by lettuce has always been one of my fantasies ;)

FatherofTime87 18

Tuesday 15 April 2014 12:57

Crisp and refreshingly wholesome

cwl727 32

Tuesday 22 April 2014 18:33

Is lettuce supposed to be a slang word for something else or did you really just get slapped with a piece of lettuce? Getting slapped by lettuce really doesn't seem that bad.