By Anonymous - 20/12/2011 17:16 - Canada

Today, I found out while skiing that my dad likes to call me Pimple because I have a pink coat and white helmet. He has tried to squeeze me. FML
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FMLandurstoo 9

I like to squeeze things!

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DocBastard 38

You are suggesting she does this to her father? You are a disturbed individual. No seriously, get help. Now.

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fishface517 10

I don't wanna go to the preparation room! 0-0

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jrsylilballer6 7

Very creative troll dad

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fuxxx_fml 0

In wonder what he's call you if you had a white cost and a pink helmet

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bubblepaarty 5

you should call him "ashole" & try to kick him.

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aantho_fml 0

The person above this comment.

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geon_olam 17

its a technical term for the tip of a cigarette before you shake off the burnt part

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Savra_fml 17

If he is not a good skier, and a little uncoordinated, call him spastic in return. OP at bar "Oh no, that's just my dad. He's spastic" You could have some fun with this OP.

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DocBastard 38

Be glad you don't have a white coat with a pink hat. Just imagine what nickname he would call you then.

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perdix 29

Aw, that's kinda cute. If he called you Uncircumcised Albino and tried to jack you off, that would be creepy!

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hartrum 0

Pop where's the puss come out of

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MoNnEy_MiiTE 3

Well depends if OP is a girl ima need her to drop her pants but if its a boy ill just say to **** of

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ty1992_farmlife 12

He's jus joking around, no harm done. You the colors that way, you had it coming.

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