By brittrus - 08/05/2015 13:44 - Canada - Milton

Today, my dad drove me to the airport. As I got out of the car, he said, "You better pop that zit on your face, security might think it's a bomb". FML
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Welshite 39

Just point to your arms and tell him "they ought to be more worried about these guns."

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shaaza 16

Since when did "face-bombs" become a thing?

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xoxo_emma 10

Sounds like your dad isn't very sensitive.

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vixypixys 13

Or he taught his kids to laugh at themselves. Zits aren't shameful things we need to be sensitive about. Jebus!

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MetalxSoldier 26

Buuuurrrrnnnn!!!! -Kelso voice You might want to apply ice to that burn and acne medicine to that zit. But don't worry, it will be gone before you know it.

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kaitlynjane 28

I think it really would depend on OP's relationship with their father. If he's always a joking kind of guy, and they poke fun at eachother, I think that was a pretty funny thing to say. However, if they don't have a good relationship and the dad said this just to be mean, that's not cool.

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SlimDanny 15

I feel like if they didn't have a good relationship to the point where he purposefully tries to hurt OP, then he wouldn't have given her a ride to the airport.

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shaaza 16

Since when did "face-bombs" become a thing?

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tranced_ 45

remember that game "bomberman" of 16 bits? It's head was a bomb. .

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kaitlynjane 28

When "face-palms" became to mainstream :D

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XxxMiseryxxX_fml 10

Well, there was an underwear bomber, terrorists are getting creative... so why not?

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Welshite 39

Just point to your arms and tell him "they ought to be more worried about these guns."

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khan123 5

that would be the worst comeback in the history of this universe...

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Dillyduzit 23

I understand why you might be upset about his comment but it's actually really funny, sorry. Hopefully you'll laugh at it one day! :)

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Alexya_fml 2

At least, you learned it from him and not someone else.

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brvnnx 18

Well, your dad has a sense of humor. A mean one.

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Morning_fml 22

That was a good burn, you have to admit. You're probably still beautiful as hell, so don't worry.

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ShowMeKay 20

What difference does OP's gender make? Nothing changes in the FML or the fact that their dad has a pretty good sense of humour lol

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wakemeupplease 21

he's so mindful and cares about your welfare

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trickster91420 21

He said bomb! (tackles op to the ground). "And that kids is how i got on the no fly list."

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