Love, Poopoo peepee and Miscellaneous: Today, I found out why my girlfriend of 8 months has never agreed...

By wetboy - 05/07/2009 10:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out why my girlfriend of 8 months has never agreed to stay the night before. Now I have a 4-month old mattress that needs replacing, and a 23-year-old bedwetter for a girlfriend. FML

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By Nick - 22/05/2018 01:30

Today, my girlfriend and I went to see a horror movie. It ended up scaring her so badly that she refused to leave our bed all night long, even to pee. I have to clean the mattress now. FML

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By anonymous - 27/01/2010 20:33 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the reason I don't want to stay overnight at his house is because I still occasionally wet the bed. FML

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By camb - 29/05/2021 14:01

Today, my girlfriend, who recently moved in with me, has opted to sleep on the couch rather than in the same bed as me. She claims it’s because "her body" won’t let her fall asleep unless she’s alone. FML

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By Boyufd - 28/06/2020 02:02

Today, it's been the fourth day in the row my pregnant girlfriend peed the bed. It's also the fourth day I have to clean it since she's too embarrassed to do it. FML

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By mmvv - 08/02/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend occasionally wets the bed. He's 25 and we're moving in together next month. FML

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By JoanT - 31/08/2020 20:01 - United States - Kailua Kona

Today, my boyfriend’s bed is so uncomfortable that even after six months of not seeing him, I’m sleeping on the floor so I can actually get some sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2011 21:47 - United States

Today, I woke up from my honeymoon to discover the love of my life is a bed wetter. FML

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Clean your room

By disgusted - 18/05/2023 12:00

Today, I told my boyfriend he needed to wash his sheets more often after I discovered the same wet spot from the last time I slept over. He shrugged and said, “What’s the big deal babe? It’s your spot.” It’s been over two weeks. FML

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By sickness and health my sphincter - 22/03/2013 21:53 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, my 2-year-old daughter and my 27-year-old husband both woke me up in the early hours of the morning. Their complaints were the same: they'd both wet the bed. FML

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Completely wet

By Anonymous - 27/02/2020 20:00

Today, I was drinking too much and I have to pee constantly, so I went to bed without my girlfriend. Hours later she woke me up wanting sex, but she realized that I pissed the bed. FML

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stringoffail 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 16:14

Meanwhile, somewhere else on FML. "Today I felt comfortable enough with my boyfriend to stay the night with him in spite of an embarrassing problem. I did it because he kept pressuring me. I wet his bed, and he was a real jerk about it. He even posted details about it on this site, as if I wouldn't bloody see it. FML"

tgm0112 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 16:13

That's a shame. She's probably really embarrassed about it all. Try to be understanding, if you can.

Comments

WHATTHEBUCK 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 18:21

EW DUMP HER I bet she is drop dead ugly too!

youretoopicky 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 18:21

she should dump you. You go on a public site and talk bad about her indirectly..

WHATTHEBUCK 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 18:23

Aw #85 that is so sweet and true, sucka!

whyme483 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 18:30

bed wetting is a sign of serious sexual abuse as a child.

Meedoo11 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 23:42

This comment shouldn't be buried... its a medical fact. There are hundreds of scholarly journal articles that link bedwetting past early childhood to sexual abuse. This is plausible and certainly not funny!

Newtrier 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 18:33

u dont need a new matress if someone pees on it.

irrelevantxx 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 18:33

Awh, poor girl

AshleyRose784 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 18:34

posting her embarrassing secret on FML, what a douchy thing to do

nerdgrl128 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 18:38

seriously wtf...way to be an ass.

ToonAddict 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 18:43

I hope that you were at least sensitive about the matter, but I doubt it since you obviously just HAD to post it as an FML. The poor girl has absolutely NO control over something like that, and she is probably mortified and hurt. I'd seriously consider flowers and getting on your knees to reassure her that you don't give a shit, otherwise I PRAY she dumps you. Your mattress doesn't need replacing, just a good clean. Get a phonebook for a cleaning service!