That oddly turns me on. No joke.

If u dont want her just for this anymore, then send her to me :P FherL if thats not treatable, but mostly it is, talk it out delicately and try to take her to a doctor.

You don't need to replace your mattress. There are some pet-stain cleaners that will get any smell and color out no problem.

YDI For telling the Internet

You're a jerk for even posting this. I feel bad for her, she clearly deserves SO much better than you. She was embarassed to tell you because she can't control it, and you disrespect her. I hope she dumps you and meets a real man.

You're a jerk for even posting this. I feel bad for her, she clearly deserves SO much better than you. She was embarassed to tell you because she can't control it, and you disrespect her. I hope she dumps you and meets a real man.

I've never said this before on FML, but I hope for your girlfriends sake that this is fake. IF not go support her you dumbfuck, instead of posting her secrets on the internet.

I laughed out loud for a second, but that's horrible for your girlfriend =(

Ok, so what if he means that his life sucks because she didn't trust him and then this happened? That sucks... Think people, its what our brains are for.

Haha that sucks. How embarrassing for her. She shoulda warned the guy though instead of just letting him wake up in piss.