Health: Today, I found out why my room-mates and I have been ill for... - FML

By hannaaaahr - 11/01/2012 20:08 - Netherlands

Today, I found out why my room-mates and I have been ill for the past week. Apparently a rodent climbed into our water cooker and died. I have been drinking tea and eating noodles that have been tainted by a corpse all this time. FML

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hannaaaahr 33

Monday 4 June 2012 16:56

Sooooo, this was my FML. Sadly, I didn't taste anything, since I didn't drink the water pure, but always mixed in cup-a-soup or something similar. Luckily me and my roommates are fine now, we're all a bit afraid of preparing food though, scared that there might be some kind of rodent in other kitchen devices. Obviously we threw away the water cooker (for those who didn't know what that is, seriously? you couldn't even think of what it 'might' be?) and since we got our new cat, Sammie, we haven't had any mice or rats crawling around! Yaaaay for Sammie!

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soyamoo 5

Thursday 12 January 2012 0:22

Dead maus?

GoW_Chick 14

Thursday 12 January 2012 0:25

That was the rats revenge for you murdering their young in the garbage disposal.

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Schizomaniac 24

Thursday 12 January 2012 5:23

#173 Yeah. They're trying this new thing where they start all the stories with "Today," too. I guess they're making some changes around here.

day624 14

Thursday 12 January 2012 5:26

Dude, thats sick as hell

jmelsha11 11

Thursday 12 January 2012 5:28

Yes, what IS a water cooker?

Fmlsea 28

Thursday 12 January 2012 5:28

wouldn't you notice something wrong with the water ,like the taste when you were drinking the tea

astrastars 1

Thursday 12 January 2012 5:32

This could actually end up being good for you. When my mom was younger, a snake got into their water supply and died, and they drank bits of dead snake for quite some time. Now she has a hella strong immune system.

nuhuh 1

Thursday 12 January 2012 5:51

What I was trying to figure out though is how for a week OP didn't notice it inside when they added more water each time?

elmosworld1020 0

Thursday 12 January 2012 5:56

This is honestly my favorite fml ever hahaha

jdt1229 0

Thursday 12 January 2012 6:00

how did you not notice the rat is my question

jdt1229 0

Thursday 12 January 2012 6:00

how did you not notice the rat is my question

lolmonster34 0

Thursday 12 January 2012 6:12

^why did they get thumbs down? But hey I'm gonna get thumbs down too so wat Eva

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