Intimacy: Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided... - FML

By Gabriel A - 15/01/2011 04:05 - United States

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Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided to beat my meat to them. Later I found out it was my grandma. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 27/11/2009 21:09 - United States

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Today, I found a camera someone left at our house. I looked at the pictures, and saw my grandma in a sexy outfit. FML

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Cold-blooded old times

By Anonymous - 14/04/2020 02:00

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Today, going through my dead grandma's papers, we found old faded photos. I showed them to my mum, who screamed in shock. They were grandma and granddad's erotic photos from about seventy years ago. FML

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By Noname - 06/02/2009 18:25 - United States

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Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML

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By bman - 07/04/2012 06:41 - Australia - Sydney

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Today, I caught myself staring at my grandmother's cleavage. FML

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Weird kink but OK

By Anonymous - 25/01/2024 13:00 - United States

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Today, I was alone at my dad's house. I was furiously masturbating when I knocked something over. It was my grandmother's ashes. FML

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By bleeeaaaaaacccccchhhhhhhh - 21/06/2013 21:00 - United States - Washington

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Today, I walked in on my grandma playing with herself. Every time I close my eyes, I see things that no mortal was ever meant to see. FML

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By Kev - 20/08/2014 17:53 - United States - Flemington

Today, I got drunk, broke up with my girlfriend, and sent my grandma nude pics, thinking she was my girlfriend. Well, ex-girlfriend. FML

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By Isabell - 06/02/2010 05:31 - Australia

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Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML

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By failingdaily - 20/09/2014 02:27 - New Zealand - Paraparaumu

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Today, I went on Facebook, only to see my grandpa had posted "feeling horny" with my grandma. FML

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By lovingthis - 09/01/2013 16:48 - United States - Largo

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Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML

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Top comments

ridder215 7

Saturday 15 January 2011 8:23

Ew.

KRoNiiK_fml 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 8:24

hmm.. don't beat your meat randomly

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oliver86 8

Saturday 15 January 2011 9:09

should have looked kind of like her, just sayin

SurfTheNet 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 9:10

You are a moron!

DarkHelmet 10

Saturday 15 January 2011 9:15

You DISGUST me!!! bustin nuts to pics if your Nana

rherring 1

Saturday 15 January 2011 9:19

you just might become your own grandpa if you're not careful.

michael15286 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 10:58

back to the future much?

Anteezy 7

Saturday 15 January 2011 12:20

Like Fry in Futurama, being your own grandfather is no joke kids.

Shadow_Phantom 26

Saturday 15 January 2011 9:21

roflmao FYL dude. A bit of YDI on the side...

ilux3 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 9:21

whoaaaa ur life ******* sucks

kandismichelle 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 9:25

That's disgusting!

doof_fisch 2

Saturday 15 January 2011 9:26

It could be worse. You could walk in on her masturbating to YOUR pic.

grandpaearthling 2

Saturday 15 January 2011 9:31

hahaaa

WillKill4Beer 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 9:34

LMFAO!! "Quit tryin to BEAT cho Meat!!"

melmeldolphin 8

Saturday 15 January 2011 9:40

Actually he'd be his own grandfather, like Fry on Futurama.

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