Intimacy: Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided... - FML

By Gabriel A - 15/01/2011 04:05 - United States

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Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided to beat my meat to them. Later I found out it was my grandma. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2009 21:09 - United States

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Today, I found a camera someone left at our house. I looked at the pictures, and saw my grandma in a sexy outfit. FML

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Cold-blooded old times

By Anonymous - 14/04/2020 02:00

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Today, going through my dead grandma's papers, we found old faded photos. I showed them to my mum, who screamed in shock. They were grandma and granddad's erotic photos from about seventy years ago. FML

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By Noname - 06/02/2009 18:25 - United States

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Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML

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By bman - 07/04/2012 06:41 - Australia - Sydney

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Today, I caught myself staring at my grandmother's cleavage. FML

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Weird kink but OK

By Anonymous - 25/01/2024 13:00 - United States

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Today, I was alone at my dad's house. I was furiously masturbating when I knocked something over. It was my grandmother's ashes. FML

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By bleeeaaaaaacccccchhhhhhhh - 21/06/2013 21:00 - United States - Washington

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Today, I walked in on my grandma playing with herself. Every time I close my eyes, I see things that no mortal was ever meant to see. FML

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By Kev - 20/08/2014 17:53 - United States - Flemington

Today, I got drunk, broke up with my girlfriend, and sent my grandma nude pics, thinking she was my girlfriend. Well, ex-girlfriend. FML

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By Isabell - 06/02/2010 05:31 - Australia

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Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML

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By failingdaily - 20/09/2014 02:27 - New Zealand - Paraparaumu

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Today, I went on Facebook, only to see my grandpa had posted "feeling horny" with my grandma. FML

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By lovingthis - 09/01/2013 16:48 - United States - Largo

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Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML

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ridder215 7

Saturday 15 January 2011 8:23

Ew.

KRoNiiK_fml 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 8:24

hmm.. don't beat your meat randomly

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chrissyloveee 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 15:50

wow. could u get anymore freaking awkward?

adamjj234 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 16:03

LOL!!!!!

AshleyNOM 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 16:06

If only that didn't happen to me every day...

freenuggets 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 16:14

was she atleast hot?

amazingjane 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 17:06

really? you find old photos in your home and you don't assume they are of a family member? Even if they weren't of a family member, they are of someone that someone in ur family used to rub one out too which makes it nasty anyway. get ur own ****, u lazy perv.

califormula 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 17:27

"Beat my meat"? That is a terrible phrase!

kurato 6

Saturday 15 January 2011 17:42

verydemotivational.memebase.com/2010/07/07/demotivational-posters-demotivational-posters-your-grandma/

PaperCandles 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 17:44

we did not need to know that. its your own fault

sk3l370n 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 17:48

Are you Steve Griffin?

TheCass_ 3

Saturday 15 January 2011 17:56

I like that he said, "beat my meat".

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