By Gabriel A - 15/01/2011 04:05 - United States

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Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided to beat my meat to them. Later I found out it was my grandma. FML
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meliannoo 5

ever seen that show called weeds? theres an episode similar to this

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RedPillSucks 31

Fapping to the oldies

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Alanah101 0

that's hilarious! But, totally gross!

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Alkix 2

I like the idea of the decision making process going on here. "Hmm these old photos are really interesti... what's this? A vintage nude photo of an attractive woman? Well let's see. I could go downstairs and make a sandwich, there's the salami I've had my eye on for while. I could hop online and play some Halo. Nooo, I think I'll stay here and 'beat my meat', 'punish the trouble child', 'flog the bishop', if you will. I say, this is the best decision I've made today! I can't think of anything negative arising from my well thought out decision making process."

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MissSarcastic 3

"Beat my meat" I think it's original :) Hahah no just kidding. But that's REALLY awkward. 0.o Good luck not being reminded of those pictures when you see her.

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