**** you #64 clearly you're the moron here because you've never heard of kirby vacuums the door-to-door salespeople and guess what???? a kirby vacuum has a shampooer!!! what a thought??? So don't call us morons because we know about vacuums and you clearly don't. I hate when people post stuff like that thinking they know shit when they really don't have a clue. rachybubbles sounds like a middle schooler though so its hopeless i suppose

wtf 65? are you some kind of condescending carpet shampooing expert/salesman? seriously if the best insult you can come up with is "middle schooler" you're either in grade 6 (and your dad's a carpet shampooer salesman) or you work as a carpet shampooer salesman (thus making you a moron and the fact that you managed to turn on your computer much less make a FML account is miraculous). Seriously.

all the people who said 'ydi, get a real job' have obviously not applied for a job in the last few years. or read a paper. in fact, f -their- lives.

why don't you actually read #66 and you'll see in my first post that i say what a scam the vacuum is so no I'm not a salesman for them or an expert by any means but people shouldn't post what they don't know

#65 you're talking about Socrates' paradoxical wisdom duh

... why would you try to leave after destroying her carpet anyway. unless you were trying to get out of not fixing the damage?

that's what you get for being a door-to-door salesperson. maybe you should have licked her carpet.

Lmao #8.

Okay then #65, where in the post does it say that the OP was a salesperson from Kirby Vacuums?? LOL. And I am quite depressed that I am not as knowledgable as you about vacuums, my life is just worthless now.

Does it say that he works for kirby vaccuums??, just wondering no one bite my head off.