Work: Today, I gave a carpet shampooing demonstration in a stranger's...

By Anonymous - 13/06/2009 19:47 - United States

Today, I gave a carpet shampooing demonstration in a stranger's home. To my surprise, the white expensive carpet was dyed grey due to something in the solution. The owner held me hostage in her house by barracading the door until my manager got there. FML

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By JB - 07/12/2011 14:29 - United States

Today, it was my first day as a vacuum salesman. While I was demonstrating how well it removed stains, I managed to smear stuff over the area I was cleaning. So not only was I unsuccessful in removing the original stains, I left them with worse carpet than when I got there. FML

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By carpetoops - 21/06/2009 16:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I spilt purple washing detergent all over my white carpet. Desperate to get it up I grabbed a blue towel and started mopping it up. The detergent hasn't stained the carpet at all, the blue dye from the towel has. FML

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By gypsy - 24/06/2011 02:00 - Australia

Today, I hired a cleaner to clean my apartment so when my in-laws visited tonight, they wouldn't think I was lazy. I got home from work, the cleaner hadn't shown at all, and my in-laws had arrived early. My mother-in-law is now mopping the floors. FML

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By Danielle - 09/04/2011 23:00 - United States

Today, while dog sitting, the dog peed on the carpet. There was a bottle of cleaning spray on the counter so I sprayed the spot. Turns out that spray was Clorox Bleach. Now their carpet is bright orange. FML

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By kebaby - 19/06/2010 23:19 - United States

Today, I spent a long time steam-cleaning a mystery stain on my living room carpet. I turned the light on to get a better look at it, and realized that it was a shadow. FML

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By Terry - 21/02/2023 08:00 - United States - Tampa

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Today, my very sheltered girlfriend decided to surprise me by cleaning our apartment. Although she grew up with housekeepers and maids, I thought it was common knowledge that you don’t try cleaning the bathroom with both bleach and ammonia. We still can’t go back inside our place. FML

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By sleepingonthetoilet - 28/03/2018 08:00 - United States - Birmingham

Today, my supervisor locked me in the women's bathroom as I was cleaning it. I heard the owner scolding him, so I waited for the door to open, thinking he got in trouble. It wasn't until I heard the front gate locking that I realized I'm staying the night in the bathroom. FML

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By Heather - 04/03/2010 12:49 - United Kingdom

Today, I was quite happily glossing my new bathroom door, when my useless, alcoholic, housemate came rolling in, knocked the paint over, stood in it, and without realising, walked it all the way down the stairs. I had just had a brand new carpet fitted. FML

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manoverboard 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 0:04

Well, if it was THAT expensive, they shouldn't have taken the chance. I said it's their fault.

SadinSherman 16

Monday 3 October 2011 18:44

A job is a job

Comments

xFenix81x 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 20:41

Let me guess. You work for those lame ass Kirby salesmen, dont you? I worked for the retards. All they do i cheat you out of money they SAY they will pay you, but never do. My advice to you: Get another job, brother.

xFenix81x 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 20:45

And I second number 85! hehe.

xFenix81x 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 21:21

I also agree with #41. I could almost feel my soul disintigrating every day I came into work.

bluesfan30 0

Monday 15 June 2009 2:31

I believe this is called False Imprisonment...

blastagator 0

Monday 15 June 2009 6:36

sue them.. they cant hold u against ur will... u got it made if that bitch is loaded

Dreika 0

Monday 15 June 2009 7:20

That is called false imprisionment...you can take her to court and I would.

mattmag 0

Monday 15 June 2009 9:03

That sucks, but I don't like people like you. You are almost as bad a Jehovah's Witnesses. #13 you couldn't be more wrong.

fuckedup666 0

Monday 15 June 2009 11:41

Today some inefficient moron came to my house for an unwanted carpet cleaning demo and stained by $2000 white carpet grey. Then he tried to make a run for it. I had to barricade him in my house till his manager got there. FML