By how about never? - 19/10/2014 11:22 - United States - San Fernando

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Today, I gave birth to my first child. The first thing my husband says? "When can I hit it again, doc?" FML
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LostMy_Marbles 24

At least he isn't scarred over watching the whole ordeal!

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Enslaved 36

Almost as charming as a guy asking the doctor to add a few extra stitches in.

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False_Stupidity 41

At Least you know he is brutally honest about what is on his mind. That's got to be a good quality, right?

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ginger196 14

Ah, so graceful and elegant. Somebody has his priorities straight

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Whydoucare24 8

Congrats on your baby I'm sure u were embarrassed but take it as a compliment that you have "that good good " lol he loves u enjoy ur new addition

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raichu23154 10

you should take that as a compliment your husband still want to have sex with you he could easily find another women but he does not cause he loves u and ur body :-)

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Spark_Slicker 19

How do you know he could easily find another woman? And so every time a woman's husband says something inappropriate and embarrassing regarding their sex life, she should be flattered and thankful because he at least still wants to bone her, like having sex with your wife is some act of a saint?

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GeneralDerp 5

He's married to her. Chances are good that one of them settled.

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Spark_Slicker 19

@75 No, I just know how to call someone out on their crap.

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DoubleDosexo 12

at least he still wants to have sex with you. some men don't.

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THEDARKLORDOFALL 17

Well at least he had his priorities straight

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