By festival virgin - 29/05/2013 19:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I gave my boyfriend our festival tickets to keep hold of while I excitedly went home to get ready. He took someone else. FML
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Pleonasm 35

That's a scumbag if I ever saw one. Just throw him away already.

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ShadowAirplane 9

tell him want reimbursement for the tickets.

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skitsmuffin 6

Orly? It seems like the bf already did. But next time she sees him I vote she pretends shes going to hug him, then just knees him in the nuts! Have fun being with better ppl OP

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ApollosMyth 22

72, very few things warrent a knee to the nuts, and this is not one of them. Maybe a slap to the face, or a throat-kick. But no nut knees for this.

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skitsmuffin 6

Naw, he deserves it 82. Thats a very shitty way to break up with your gf. Oh and im 73 dude..

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deathy94 14

What a dick. One day you will go to a festival with someone especial, till' then just be proud you're a festival virgin.

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zeuslovesyaoi 17

when i saw the word especial i immediately read the rest of your comment with a spanish accent

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golden_warrior 23

I hope you went and told your farther. And I hope he chased the douche with a baseball bat.

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Eorlas 31

That's awful, I'm so sorry OP. Give him the deuces and take a hotter guy friend even if you don't intend to date him. I hope you can still try to have a good time with cooler people :)

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Jemm_fml 29

I can't even find a bright side this time. Class A douche. wow.

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adam3650 12

I like to think the bright side is she didn't have to go to the festival with said douche.

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anonymousguy1569_fml_fml 12

Get your Dad to go to his house with a baseball bat!

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perdix 29

Go buy a hot dog. Give the guy 8 bucks and tell him to keep the change. Get a sunburn and buy some cheap costume jewelry and a knock-off handbag, and BOOM! You just got the festival experience without walking through vomit and urine and overpaying for parking. Let your boyfriend and his guest suffer the disappointment and disillusionment of the real deal (remember about the vomit and urine?)

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meherm 11

Wait wait wait! So you're telling me you just let him get away with that? Honey grow a backbone and put him in his place! Or find somebody better cause seriously that's uncalled for and totally disrespectful.

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VeganVampyre 26

Well, we don't actually know that she didn't... It sounds like he was already gone by the time she was ready, so she couldn't say anything then, but she might have yelled at him later. But either way, I totally agree with you!

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skyturtle 9

She can't take someone else if her (ex) boyfriend has the tickets.

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