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By 99520 - 28/07/2011 15:25 - United States

Today, I gave my dad a brochure for anger management. His response? Throwing a chair out the window. FML

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Chill out, dude

By Anonymous - 01/02/2017 18:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was lectured about how emotionally immature I am by someone who, afterwards, promptly threw a chair out of anger. FML

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Mid-life crisis

By theslutmuncher - 14/12/2012 23:20 - Germany - Merseburg

Today, in the midst of his ongoing mid-life crisis, my dad forced me to accompany him for some father-son bonding. The bonding involved me driving us away at high speed after he gleefully hurled a bucket of paint all over a store window. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2013 21:32 - Cyprus - Nicosia

Today, I played a friendly prank on my dad, loosening the legs of his chair so it would fall apart when he sat on it. He responded by making me stand outside and watch as he keyed both sides of my car, front to back, as punishment. FML

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Get in, kid

By -__- - 28/10/2011 11:50 - Australia

Today, I think my dad has finally lost his shit and is having a mid-life crisis. He showed up at my school and had me brought to the front desk. He told me to get in the car because we were going to have some "father-daughter bonding". This meant us watching Silent Hill with his work buddies. FML

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By ZeroApostle4Ever - 23/02/2012 08:00 - United States

Today, my dad threw a waffle at my face for his own amusement. FML

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Everything in its right place

By Fail - 01/01/2023 11:00 - United States

Today, I moved my dad's chair to look for my phone, but forgot to put it back. When my dad came back, he tried to sit down in the area where his chair usually is, but instead fell down on the floor, yelling, "YOU MOVED MY CHAIR!" FML

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Crisis control

By Cuntlette - 11/04/2014 16:38 - Australia - Brighton

Today, my dad hit his mid-life crisis. When I came home and said hi, he told me to shut up, then went to the living room. He then lit up a cigarette and started muttering about having to put up with me, then went into a coughing fit, because he's never smoked before in his life. FML

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By gdog10122 - 12/01/2013 09:52 - United States

Today, I found out that my dad, thinking it was an advertisement, threw away a letter from the college I applied to. FML

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This guy grudges

By PocketTrash - 20/03/2020 21:00

Today, my dad is still mad because I tossed his empty coffee can over 3 days ago. FML

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By siikman313 - 12/09/2011 21:37 - United States

Today, my mom put me in an anger management class because I said "crap." FML

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barnmaster98 5

Thursday 28 July 2011 19:09

I don't see a problem here...

grant1023 5

Thursday 28 July 2011 19:08

he must be angry

Comments

kduubb 7

Thursday 28 July 2011 21:22

scary..

LemonSquish 4

Thursday 28 July 2011 21:25

Until he gets pissed at a level he can't beat and throws the iPhone out the window, too.

InYourAtmosphere 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 21:38

He was probably going to sit down and read the brochure but the chair wasn't comfortable enough.

kaylapple 1

Thursday 28 July 2011 21:39

he doesnt wanna go.

tona01 16

Friday 29 July 2011 3:22

what gave you that crazy idea?

tjsomethin 9

Thursday 28 July 2011 21:39

Did the brochure say "U mad bro?"

InYourAtmosphere 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 21:42

HAHA

tal26ful 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 21:46

your dad has issues

FrancisMX3 6

Thursday 28 July 2011 21:58

He mad.

lolital_fml 10

Thursday 28 July 2011 21:59

if he's that bad maybe you should stay away from him

BbqKirbyAnn 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 22:00

::pointing at window:: and you don't need therapy why?

Itsalltoomuch 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 22:09

I hope the window was open.

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