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By 99520 - 28/07/2011 15:25 - United States

Today, I gave my dad a brochure for anger management. His response? Throwing a chair out the window. FML

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Chill out, dude

By Anonymous - 01/02/2017 18:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was lectured about how emotionally immature I am by someone who, afterwards, promptly threw a chair out of anger. FML

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Mid-life crisis

By theslutmuncher - 14/12/2012 23:20 - Germany - Merseburg

Today, in the midst of his ongoing mid-life crisis, my dad forced me to accompany him for some father-son bonding. The bonding involved me driving us away at high speed after he gleefully hurled a bucket of paint all over a store window. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2013 21:32 - Cyprus - Nicosia

Today, I played a friendly prank on my dad, loosening the legs of his chair so it would fall apart when he sat on it. He responded by making me stand outside and watch as he keyed both sides of my car, front to back, as punishment. FML

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Get in, kid

By -__- - 28/10/2011 11:50 - Australia

Today, I think my dad has finally lost his shit and is having a mid-life crisis. He showed up at my school and had me brought to the front desk. He told me to get in the car because we were going to have some "father-daughter bonding". This meant us watching Silent Hill with his work buddies. FML

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By ZeroApostle4Ever - 23/02/2012 08:00 - United States

Today, my dad threw a waffle at my face for his own amusement. FML

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Everything in its right place

By Fail - 01/01/2023 11:00 - United States

Today, I moved my dad's chair to look for my phone, but forgot to put it back. When my dad came back, he tried to sit down in the area where his chair usually is, but instead fell down on the floor, yelling, "YOU MOVED MY CHAIR!" FML

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Crisis control

By Cuntlette - 11/04/2014 16:38 - Australia - Brighton

Today, my dad hit his mid-life crisis. When I came home and said hi, he told me to shut up, then went to the living room. He then lit up a cigarette and started muttering about having to put up with me, then went into a coughing fit, because he's never smoked before in his life. FML

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By gdog10122 - 12/01/2013 09:52 - United States

Today, I found out that my dad, thinking it was an advertisement, threw away a letter from the college I applied to. FML

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This guy grudges

By PocketTrash - 20/03/2020 21:00

Today, my dad is still mad because I tossed his empty coffee can over 3 days ago. FML

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By siikman313 - 12/09/2011 21:37 - United States

Today, my mom put me in an anger management class because I said "crap." FML

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barnmaster98 5

Thursday 28 July 2011 19:09

I don't see a problem here...

grant1023 5

Thursday 28 July 2011 19:08

he must be angry

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Iwinyoulose356 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 20:14

don't make me angry, you wont like me when I'm angry

perdix 29

Thursday 28 July 2011 20:18

So? He does a little Feng Shui when he is feeling stressed. Looks like he is managing his anger quite well.

Mabster84 2

Thursday 28 July 2011 20:19

Why would you confront someone who you know has a severe issue with anger management? He should have thrown the chair at you!! Let people be until their anger reaches a point that they are suddenly pressed with the issue of either fixing it or facing serious consequence. They're not going to listen otherwise...

r9e7v 7

Thursday 28 July 2011 20:22

his dad needs to get laid

chuckychan 8

Thursday 28 July 2011 20:31

you work for chris brown?

VickyStar 7

Thursday 28 July 2011 20:33

your father needs help lol

bonbonscity 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 20:36

Look. You were WAY out of line giving him that brochure. The chair deserved it. ******* Chairs.

chuckychan 8

Thursday 28 July 2011 20:38

you work for chris brown?

bananaburger 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 20:37

I see no danger here

iheartguitarx 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 20:38

one lovely dad you got there!

HannahLouise96 13

Thursday 28 July 2011 20:38

Hulk not want to go to anger management! HULK SMASH!

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