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By W T F - 03/06/2015 07:22 - United States - Jacksonville

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Today, I gave my girlfriend a hickey barely an inch from her vagina. She texted me later, saying her dad saw it and had grounded her. So yeah, I'm not sure I even want to know what the hell goes on in their house. FML
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Destinee_1 13

As a girl, I'm saying there is a high chance she is bull ******** that.

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robd007 20

that has to be a very awkward conversation if you talk to her about it. I request a follow up!

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IrishJohn 3

Well, if you're in Alabama it's not too surprising.

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InnocenceBlue 37

If it was on the inside of her leg, and she was wearing short shorts there is a possibility that he could've seen it. He's still a perve though!

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AlyssaDiannaa 20

I get them on my back(the back of my shoulder) and even my neck sometimes (believe me I was not thrilled with my fiancé for that) and my parents never see it. I hide them... That's very odd that he saw it at that place though

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