By W T F - 03/06/2015 07:22 - United States - Jacksonville

Spicy
Today, I gave my girlfriend a hickey barely an inch from her vagina. She texted me later, saying her dad saw it and had grounded her. So yeah, I'm not sure I even want to know what the hell goes on in their house. FML
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Destinee_1 13

As a girl, I'm saying there is a high chance she is bull ******** that.

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SadSouthernBell 18

It's possible for this to be true. She could have gone swimming with her parents and I don't know too many swim suits that cover more than just the necessities.

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ChakatBlackstar 29

the only two explanations I can think of is incest or nudists...I hope for your sake it's the latter

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unicornruler 16

Maybe if they went swimming?? But yeah still really weird

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wheelchairchick 11

The police need to get involved

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Drnknmonkey08 12

not necessarily it's people like you who get the police and cps involved over such hear say situations with no PROOF and parents lose their children. get a life

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iwadasn 32

Because a father seeing his daughter in a swimsuit, short shorts, etc. is now a criminal offense?

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Mossygirl357 12

You must have given her a really big hickey or she is just giving you an excuse so she doesn't have to see you.

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southerngalslove 15

#84 for having great colleges.. your grammar sucks.

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