By W T F - 03/06/2015 07:22 - United States - Jacksonville

Spicy
Today, I gave my girlfriend a hickey barely an inch from her vagina. She texted me later, saying her dad saw it and had grounded her. So yeah, I'm not sure I even want to know what the hell goes on in their house. FML
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Destinee_1 13

As a girl, I'm saying there is a high chance she is bull ******** that.

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katertott 44

He saw the hickey itself or saw you giving it to her?

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Simbaby 23

I don't know how to feel about this .

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vikky538 28

So after all, all those ads on **** websites about dads have some truth behind it

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charliewhippet 9

Of course her dad didn't see it. She just wanted an excuse not to see you, and "I'm grounded" works.

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summersegebarth 16

Sorry. She probably doesn't want to hang out. Orrr she's cheating on u. Sorry dude.

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Wheelman2178 18

Pretty sure if you're young enough to be grounded then you're not old enough to be having sex, but hey that's just me. You I also incest you see what's going on!

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chronicB 19

A lot of people have to basically be under they're parents rule until they get out of college, if they want any financial help, so OP could be like 21

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Drnknmonkey08 12

if the girlfriend is still being grounded then he has no business going out with her

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Drnknmonkey08 12

just to clarify I was saying If the OP is 18+ he has no business dating a female that is still getting grounded

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ChibiChibi_fml 27

The problem with that is that the female in question, as people are pointing out, could be 18+ but still have to live at home with her parents due to financial reasons resulting in a "My house, my rules" situation. I'm known 25 year olds who have gotten themselves grounded because they were living with their parents and broke house rules.

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