Intimacy: Today, I gave my grandparents my old cell to use since they needed...

By ashleynicolle - 25/02/2012 06:16 - United States

Today, I gave my grandparents my old cell to use since they needed an upgrade. I thought I had deleted everything until I received a text from my grandmother. It was a vagina shot I had taken for my fiancé with a message that said "You need to wear more makeup". FML

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By Photoshopped - 18/07/2016 04:34 - United States - Athens

Today, I sent my grandfather a picture of me because he hasn't seen me in years. I guess I should wear makeup next time, because he sent back a heavily photoshopped and cropped version and told me how beautiful I look. FML

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By me - 04/11/2011 04:38 - United States

Today, I sent my grandma a naked picture instead of my girlfriend. While attempting to delete it, I sent it again. FML

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By Jeff G. - 23/01/2012 00:31 - United States

Today, I had to send a picture of my Grandma at her funeral to my girlfriend, because she thought I was out cheating on her. FML

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By promdump - 07/03/2009 02:55 - United States

Today, I went to visit my Grandmother, accidentally leaving my phone home during the weekend. When I got back I had 2 texts from my crush. One saying "I want to take the most beautiful girl to prom, go with me?" and the other saying, "Fine fattie, I'll ask someone else." FML

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You deserved it 7 765

By fuckingdieyouoldhag - 20/05/2014 20:08 - United States

Today, I was taking a selfie. My grandma saw me, then after smirking to herself, she went and told my parents that I was "doing that sexting thing". They believed her and grounded me, even after I showed that all my photos and sent messages were totally innocent. FML

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You deserved it 9 629

By Anonymous - 27/11/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I found a camera someone left at our house. I looked at the pictures, and saw my grandma in a sexy outfit. FML

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You deserved it 5 795

By smart phone mms - 07/12/2009 06:36 - United States

Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML

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Good sport

By whatthef - 02/11/2009 18:06 - United States

Today, I found out that my fifty five year-old uncle had taken my phone and texted my girlfriend, saying ,"I'm his uncle, send tit pics." She did. FML

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You deserved it 3 014

By AppState - 01/03/2009 00:33 - United States

Today, my dad had gotten a new cell phone. So I started to mess around with the cool features on his phone and stumbled upon some pictures he had taken. Next thing I know I'm looking at my mom going down on my dad. FML

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You deserved it 27 348

By paprikarulz - 01/07/2009 10:31 - Australia

Today, I got an email from a guy to whom I sold my old phone to over eBay. Turns out I forgot to delete the nude photos of myself and my boyfriend that I had stored up. His email asked me for "any PIN numbers needed to use the phone, and oh by the way, nice tits." FML

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You deserved it 76 177

Idonebeenhad 17

Saturday 25 February 2012 16:09

Pics or it didn't happen

Kacieem 3

Saturday 25 February 2012 16:11

At least your gma has a sense of humor!

Comments

Jannettecooks 1

Saturday 25 February 2012 17:03

It could have been worse, she could have told you you need to wax your stache.

soupisyummy 13

Saturday 25 February 2012 17:07

So does your ****** look like a face, or does your face look like a ******? I don't know which is worse.

grapes678yourmom 1

Saturday 25 February 2012 17:12

Oh no she didn't!!!

NillaForRilla 7

Saturday 25 February 2012 17:18

Wonder if she noticed a family resemblance.

GlobalGenocide 8

Saturday 25 February 2012 17:34

I have to say... from that reply your grandma is a legend!

wlddog 14

Saturday 25 February 2012 17:34

Don't be a dick. (LoL)

musicluvr2000 11

Saturday 25 February 2012 17:41

1 point for granny

perdix 29

Saturday 25 February 2012 18:41

That's like that old joke: A guy joins a nudist colony and his parents ask him for a picture. All he has are full-length nude shots, so he cuts the top half off one and sends it to them. They get it and say, "You look well. Would you please send a picture to your grandma?". Being thrifty and considering her poor eyesight, he sends her the bottom half of the picture. She writes back, "You look well, but your haircut makes your nose look long."