Miscellaneous: Today, I Googled my father, who I haven't seen in 3 years. The...

By missyoudad. - 31/08/2010 07:54 - Australia

Today, I Googled my father, who I haven't seen in 3 years. The first website link was his obituary. When I confronted my mom about it, she said, "Oh, didn't I tell you?" and walked off. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2010 17:12 - Canada

Today, I went to visit my parents after 4 years of not seeing them. They'd moved without telling me. FML

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By carl_carl_ - 25/07/2016 04:17 - United States - Grand Ledge

Today, I found my dad on a dating website looking for younger girls. My mother and father are "happily" married, well according to her Facebook profile. FML

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By The nice guy finishing last - 27/03/2017 12:00

Today, my mom talked me into going to a funeral since my dad wouldn't go. It was for one of her classmates. When it was our time to view the casket, we paused in front of it for a second before my mom leans over to me and says, "What if I told you that was really your dad?" FML

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By bitchface - 09/01/2010 04:08 - United States

Today, I looked at my father's Facebook for the first time in a month to see a status saying, "Making wedding plans!" Really? When was he planning on telling his own daughter? FML

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You deserved it 3 061

By alealovespurple - 16/08/2009 20:04 - Canada

Today, I went through my 15 year old daughter's internet history. On google she searched 'Excuses to get away from your dad' and 5 other variations of the same thing. We were supposed to be having a father daughter day tomorrow. FML

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By depresso - 13/03/2009 05:30 - Canada

Today, I found an obituary clipping on my kitchen table. It was for my grandpa. No one told me he died. FML

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You deserved it 5 091

By 14YearOld - 25/11/2011 17:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML

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You deserved it 8 000

By badgirl - 21/06/2011 21:41 - United States

Today, I Googled myself. I found my mugshot and a blog my mom had written about how much of a problem child I am. FML

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You deserved it 23 624

By carolinagirl - 04/04/2011 16:23 - United States

Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn't tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. FML

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You deserved it 3 584

By Dan223 - 01/10/2015 13:26 - United States

Today, I saw my dad for the first time in almost five years, at his funeral. FML

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You deserved it 3 736

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Tuesday 31 August 2010 16:11

empty het bank account, when she asks about it, be like oh, I didn't tell you?

australianpink11 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 16:09

aww I'm sorry :( that's terrible.

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alexarose 0

Wednesday 1 September 2010 6:01

oh god that sucks. i feel really bad.

dolph 0

Wednesday 1 September 2010 6:26

beat ur mom. she didnt tell u anything. and iTaylor, ur hot.

P5yko 0

Wednesday 1 September 2010 6:49

OMG!! 22 is hot!!!

LMAO_atLife 8

Wednesday 1 September 2010 17:21

I'm sorry for you not finding out and for losing touch with father in the first place.

sexygummybear13 0

Thursday 2 September 2010 5:32

20, you are seriously honestly retardedly stupid!

Emmy_The_Great 2

Friday 3 September 2010 5:15

Indeed!!

california4a4a4a 0

Thursday 2 September 2010 5:47

@ #118: "typical African american difunctional family" THEY LIVE IN AUSTRALIA YOU IGNORANT DUMBASS way to fail at your life. seriously, way to fail.

maxrider 0

Thursday 2 September 2010 8:07

omg that really sucks!!

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Friday 3 September 2010 4:05

FYL that's horrible

doggone456 0

Friday 3 September 2010 4:45

that stinks op....I'm sorry...

skinneyjeansgrl 0

Friday 3 September 2010 5:40

ur moms a stupid bitch Im sorry op

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