Money: Today, I got a $20 tip from an old lady I delivered pizza to....

By dammit33 - 28/05/2012 13:55 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I got a $20 tip from an old lady I delivered pizza to. Ecstatic, I walked back to my car where there was a $30 parking fine waiting for me. FML

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By micheal - 21/06/2011 16:52 - United States

Today, while I was delivering pizza in the torrential downpour, I waited 5 minutes in the pouring rain for an old lady to dig 20 bucks out of her purse. Her total was $19.99. She told me to keep the change and make lots of money. FML

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By ronniewciv - 30/12/2010 07:48

Today, I was delivering pizza in the rain. A woman answered the door, saw me soaking wet and said, "Wow this rain is terrible, it must be horrible to be out delivering in it." She then tipped me 21 cents. FML

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By monkey2069 - 13/05/2014 13:58 - United States - Elgin

Today, a lady handed me a $10 tip on a $45 bill. I was happy with it, since it was more than 20%, until she came back in and said, "I'm sorry I gave you the wrong amount." I handed it back to her and then she gave me a dollar. FML

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By Username - 04/12/2010 21:04 - United States

Today, I gave my friend a ride to town so she wouldn't have to pay the $10 to park. While waiting to pick her up, I grabbed a bite to eat. Upon returning to my car, I found a $55 parking ticket on my windshield. FML

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By Topher - 25/08/2011 10:16 - United States

Today, I got tipped more than I have in my bank account. It was $5. FML

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Gotcha moment

By nick - 18/10/2009 13:39 - Canada

Today, working my pizza delivery job, I got a $45 parking ticket for parking in a no stopping zone. I argued with the bylaw enforcement officer, but no luck. I was so pissed, I yelled at him, "You have the worst job in the world", to which he replied, " Buddy, you deliver pizza!" FML

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By JudasThePriest - 01/12/2013 07:42 - United States - Greensboro

Today, while delivering pizzas, someone ordered $19.41 in pizza and wings. After finally finding her appartment, she paid me in two sandwich bags full of pennies and nickels. I had to count them out before giving her the pizza. We aren't allowed to enter the residence, and it was 22 degrees. FML

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By tired waitress - 25/04/2016 23:05 - United States

Today, I'm a waitress. A customer came in and acted very kindly and even mentioned how I was such a help to her. She also mentioned leaving a nice tip. The tip? A fake $20. Thanks. FML

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By boardwalk the fuck out of my resturaunt - 17/06/2019 00:01 - Netherlands - Amsterdam

Today, I received a tip in Monopoly money. FML

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By Cano951 - 16/12/2011 20:16 - United States

Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML

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teague95 16

Monday 28 May 2012 18:40

Parking. You're doing it wrong.

wallandpiece 16

Monday 28 May 2012 18:39

Maybe you should think about where you park next time.

Comments

Kibaruto 33

Monday 28 May 2012 22:12

Find the cop, offer free pizza deliveries as payment. Wait, better idea, bum on the street for $10 and pay it yourself.

sarah56195 0

Monday 28 May 2012 22:19

That sucks. But it's only 10 dollars extra. (: lol. Fyl, buddy.

coolguy53111 5

Monday 28 May 2012 23:02

What a buzz kill

JoHan55_fml 7

Monday 28 May 2012 23:19

You mean a $10 parking fine :)

springtowngal 9

Tuesday 29 May 2012 0:18

How did you not see the cop writing you a ticket? If you get there before they're done writing it they'll thow it out.

pavlovaaLOVE 7

Tuesday 29 May 2012 0:55

What ??? Only $30 and you're complaining!!! Pfft if u were fined in Sydney it would be a minimum of $80. Quite your whining over $30. Maybe good karma will come in a different form later on.