By dammit33 - 28/05/2012 13:55 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I got a $20 tip from an old lady I delivered pizza to. Ecstatic, I walked back to my car where there was a $30 parking fine waiting for me. FML
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wallandpiece 16

Maybe you should think about where you park next time.

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perdix 29

You must have been there quite a long time to get a parking ticket. Your Pizza Man/GILF **** scenario must have pretty awful if you only earned a $20 "tip."

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olpally 32

A special "sausage" pizza delivery was made :D

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perdix 29

Yeah, the sausage delivery only nets a $20 tip, it must have been a pretty mediocre service. When a young guy bangs an old lady, that's got to be worth a hundred bucks, at least. C'mon!

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stormchaser24 24

Dang, how do you get a parking ticket that fast?

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Enslaved 36

That ticket cop must be super fast or it took you awhile to get from your car to that old lady's door. If that's the case, I doubt you would have gotten such a great tip if she knew you gave her cold pizza.

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Pandacupcakelove 26

At least she paid for most of your ticket? :)

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stevenmx86 7

Ydi for parking in the spot illegally in the first place.

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KiddNYC1O 20

I laugh to think the car is equipped with self park. Highly doubtful but imagine that.

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Bigmoneyshotz 0

U win some u lose some that's just the way life is!

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