By lalararara - 04/03/2010 15:48 - United States

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Today, I got a 95 on my term project. To congratulate me, my boyfriend said we're having sex tonight. I only get laid if I get good grades. FML
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Cokencsi 0

I would get straight a's if that was my reward.

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CountChaos 0

haha I need a gf that does that! straight A's ftw

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tbonea1990 0

he is good but a fag

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Brontesky91 0

I bet you got good grades,does he have a brother? lol I'd be in excel classes!!! Keep it up!!

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hakkyoufxx4 0

dat must mean ur dumb as a door nail

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emilybabes 0

lame dude. if I were u I would tart learningg shitt so I get laid when I pass. dumb shiy.

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brianjman14 22

umm its called positive motivation i would totally work hard in school and get good grades if it meant i could get laid that night

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smarties25 0

well...atleast he cares bout your education.!

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heatherfeather 4

I do that to bribe my boyfriend, because he has to pay his way through college himself and needs HOPE. So for every A he gets on an exam is anal, B is a ********, C is a hand job. The way his grades are though, if I bribed him with just regular sex I'd be suffering too :p

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bontox 0

And I think we have a winner for the “coolest girlfriend of the year” award. Well played, madam.

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