Miscellaneous: Today, I got a bikini wax. They said it wouldn't hurt too badly,...

By higgles15 - 05/06/2012 19:42 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, I got a bikini wax. They said it wouldn't hurt too badly, and that it would just sting. My friend heard me screaming from all the way down the hall in the waiting room. FML

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By helpme - 15/07/2013 17:25 - Canada - Sudbury

Today, while waxing my bikini line, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me which caused me to close my legs. I am now sitting in the sink with my best friend pouring hot water "down there" trying to remove the wax. FML

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By waxinghorror - 11/07/2009 20:11 - United States

Today, my friend and I decided to get bikini waxes. Afterwards, the women who did the waxing told my friend it was $30 for her wax. Then, in front of the whole salon, the women points at me and says, "You! You so hairy- $35!". FML

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By Ugggggggggg - 06/11/2012 05:11 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, I woke up with a wax strip on my chest and my girlfriend sitting next to me on the bed laughing. She pulled the strip. I screamed. FML

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By blondessdoll - 04/05/2016 17:30 - United States

Today, when getting my eyebrows waxed, the lady cursed "oh shit!" under her breath, right after waxing half of my brow off. FML

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By breathexali - 24/07/2010 10:50 - United States

Today, I had to get bloodwork done. I'm deathly afraid of needles. The whole lobby heard me scream as soon as the nurse said 'hello'. FML

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By Jeff89 - 16/05/2023 22:00 - United States

Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. As the dentist was drilling, he accidentally hit a nerve and I ended up screaming in pain. The whole office heard me and now I'm too embarrassed to go back. FML

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By Nickolas - 31/12/2010 05:58 - United States

Today, I was getting my chest waxed. The woman dipped the stick into the wax and hit her elbow, making wax fall into my eyes. FML

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By random - 06/05/2009 08:57 - United States

Today, I got my hair dyed at a fancy salon. While the stylist was pulling out the foils in my hair I sat up and started screaming in pain because the hot foils were burning my scalp. All she said was "oh, you're fine". I went back home to find an oozing burn wound on my scalp. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 04:26 - United States

Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML

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By mandy16 - 04/09/2010 03:43

Today, I got my wisdom teeth taken out. The two male doctors told me they'd give me anesthesia, but when they did, I could still hear them. I heard them talking about my breasts and how flat they were for a 17 year old. FML

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xrainbowshadowx 17

Wednesday 6 June 2012 0:43

They're right. It doesn't hurt "too badly" it hurts like a bitch.

Beckleyy 15

Wednesday 6 June 2012 0:43

How could you think that it wasn't gonna hurt? That's a really sensitive area of skin...

Comments

kitty292 9

Thursday 7 June 2012 11:42

169, pubic hair actually protects our orifices down there. The hair helps to keep bad things from getting inside us. That's also the purpose of nose and ear hair. The hair is a form of protection. No pubic hair leaves us more open to germs, at least according to my health teacher and personal research.

fancylady44 4

Saturday 9 June 2012 1:45

I do bikini waxing for a living. When a client asks me if it's going to hurt, I tell them "It's hair being ripped out of your ******. It is going to hurt." Don't be such a wimp about it though. It's unnecessary.

carnage45567 10

Saturday 9 June 2012 7:15

Haha I'm a guy and I know that would hurt hell my friends tell me it does lol shows you how much you can trust them

Harmie 0

Monday 11 June 2012 23:09

What a baby?! Waxing so doesn't hurt.

bribritaytay 11

Sunday 12 August 2012 4:58

Don't worry OP. I wax because my mother's european. You get used to it after a while and it doesnt hurt as much

sugarglitterkiss 4

Wednesday 26 September 2012 5:25

well no shit it's going to hurt... they just say that to make you feel better.

cleopatra07 3

Wednesday 24 October 2012 18:09

It doesn't hurt that bad at all... They Don't know what they're doing and using cheap product!!!

lola2309 3

Tuesday 13 November 2012 5:31

Not to sound rude...but I get Brazilian waxes once a month. That is everything down there. Woman up, the first wax is the worst but it is so much less painful the more you get them.