Intimacy: Today, I got a Brazilian wax in anticipation of becoming intimate...

By Pattie - 12/06/2015 06:50 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I got a Brazilian wax in anticipation of becoming intimate for the first time this weekend with a man I have dated for a few weeks. I'm so sore it hurts just to walk. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 18/04/2012 19:18 - United Kingdom - Eynsham

Today, I attempted to wax my "lady area". It hurt more than losing my virginity. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2013 19:36 - United Kingdom - Aylesbury

Today, I tried waxing for the first time. At first it felt like I'd dipped my balls in a furnace. Now I can't even feel them. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 04:26 - United States

Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML

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Pussy power

By Anonymous - 25/02/2013 17:57 - Canada - Fernie

Today, my fiancé is returning home, so I decided to wax myself, thinking things would get intimate. I warmed the wax strips and set them on the counter. Our cat jumped onto the counter and managed to roll onto one of the strips. Suffice to say, the wrong pussy got a painful waxing. FML

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Waxing and waning

By Anonymous - 28/05/2023 22:00 - Germany - Buchholz in der Nordheide

Today, being tired of all the shrubbery growing “downstairs”, I decided to give my lady bits a good waxing. So, naturally, I now have a tiny tear in my right labia and I'm scratching my itchy buttcrack with an old toothbrush. FML

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By HaleyDrew08 - 26/06/2010 03:17 - United States

Today, I tried giving myself a bikini wax for the first time, and I'm pretty sure I didn't do it right. Now I'm laying on my couch with a wet rag and ice inbetween my legs. FML

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By hairybetty - 05/01/2010 01:43 - United States

Today, I shaved my legs and armpits for the first time in 6 weeks. Unfortunately, I didn't have a hot date, I just had my yearly gyno exam. FML

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By higgles15 - 05/06/2012 19:42 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, I got a bikini wax. They said it wouldn't hurt too badly, and that it would just sting. My friend heard me screaming from all the way down the hall in the waiting room. FML

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So you had a bad date…

By Anonymous - 12/11/2021 14:00

Today, I got a wax to be sexy for my date, but the whole area came up in this nasty rash with bumps and white spots, nasty as hell. When I told him sex was off the table for a few days, he stopped being charming, spent most of the night on his phone then left early with a bad excuse. FML

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No pain, no gain

By SailorVenus93 - 26/02/2021 02:01 - United States - Fredericksburg

Today, I woke up with a sore clitoris. I haven't had sex with my boyfriend for weeks, but I did masturbate yesterday. I guess I can't get horny without feeling pain afterwards. FML

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Shadowvoid 33

Friday 12 June 2015 18:15

Well if it was done improperly, it could hurt a brazillion times more. I hope you feel better OP

Schala360 27

Friday 12 June 2015 18:14

Guess you got ****** in more ways than one

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hantu69 22

Friday 12 June 2015 18:29

maybe you could postpone the activity , haha

buffy999 11

Friday 12 June 2015 18:34

And that's why you shave.. lol.

marcranger 28

Friday 12 June 2015 20:20

More like that's why this guy can just deal with the pubes.

ProfessorMctitie 20

Friday 12 June 2015 18:37

well looks like you are gonna have to wait a little longer

bdsmslave 18

Friday 12 June 2015 22:10

Aloe Vera. Now!!

lovelockdown23 23

Friday 12 June 2015 18:43

best part about it all is you can postpone it for a week or so and still be good enough down there to not have to tidy up =).

lala150 24

Friday 12 June 2015 18:51

Marry him!! *Awkward silence* Oohh, you mean from the waxing. Haha, that sucks.

ProfessorMctitie 20

Friday 12 June 2015 18:55

That was awkward

whatthebegerk 7

Saturday 13 June 2015 4:23

Haha! Awesome response!

InnocenceBlue 37

Friday 12 June 2015 18:53

OP, go to the store and get some soothing gel. It's near the DIY waxing products. It really helps :)

SS 31

Friday 12 June 2015 20:11

Is there now a standard layout for every store?

domolovesyoshi 33

Friday 12 June 2015 20:32

No, it's soothing gel for waxing, so it's obviously going to be near the DIY waxing stuff, it would be pointless to put something like that next to unrelated stuff

SecretAgent_700 15

Saturday 13 June 2015 8:10

Many stores are actually layed out the same... One example would be that most places have groceries (frozen and refridgerated) along back walls because you need them and now you have to walk through the whole store and see stuff that you now want to get to them. Believe it or not, marketing makes many stores pretty close to the same.

Voij 16

Friday 12 June 2015 18:59

Never quite understood why people were so insistent on being completely hairless down there. Wouldn't just trimming it work aswell? No pain, no irritation, little-to-no prickliness, especially when it starts growing again... Well, different strokes for different folks, I guess.

gosh_mate 30

Saturday 13 June 2015 1:39

Well I'm a lifeguard so it's easier in nicer feeling in summer to be waxed. Also, waxing doesn't involve itchiness or prickliness and does take longer to grow back. You just have to find a good place to get it done!