By Harry - 20/07/2011 07:40 - United States

Today, I got a call from a man yelling and cursing at me, calling me a "selfish no-life asshole" for getting his "baby girl" pregnant. I'm 29 and she is 27 and we have been married for 3 years. FML
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Fx13mz 7

Name the baby after him. Then it's all good.

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TheRealHouse 7

Just apologize and explain that you usually cum on her face but you decided to try something different. He will understand.

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coltsrock37 15

this is when you tell him she's having triplets

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DjeePee 24

Hmm, I have a slight feeling that he doesn't like you as his son-in-law.

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DjeePee 24

Oops, my first comment did came through. The mods may remove this two.

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Runninvegan 8

whata bitch. Describe the conception to him in full detail to shut him up.

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shanny892 5

does he know your married lol

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hiyourcute 0

I'm all for good grammar, but this is ******* ridiculous...

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hiyourcute 0

I'm all for good grammar, but this is ******* ridiculous...

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je_suis_fml 11

64- Dude, who the **** spells out "lol"?? Wouldn't that defeat the purpose? fyl

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Hollywoodgirl79 18

Tell him he's a horrible father/grandfather and castrate him. Can't go wrong with castration.

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famesetmatch1234 0

?????? ??????? ???????? ´???

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imosim 0

castrate? too far lol just be like what are you going to do about it then talk about all the dirty things u do with her ( or make em up )

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lmaoatall 6

has he ever given you a lie detector test Focker? should have been a warning to you!

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lmaoatall 6

haaa- I just noticed the op's name. Harry. that would make him Harry Focker!

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Mekeritrig 15

Tell him to get help with his unhealthy obsession over his daughter.

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