Kids: Today, I got a call from a man yelling and cursing at me, calling...

By Harry - 20/07/2011 07:40 - United States

Today, I got a call from a man yelling and cursing at me, calling me a "selfish no-life asshole" for getting his "baby girl" pregnant. I'm 29 and she is 27 and we have been married for 3 years. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2013 02:12 - United States

Today, my mother came into my workplace to wail on me for "ruining our family's reputation" because I got a girl pregnant. I've been married to the "girl" for 8 years. FML

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By cchandler - 23/09/2009 01:10 - United States

Today, I received a phone call from the number of a "single" guy I met online. It was his wife, who is three months pregnant. She threatened to kick my ass. FML

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Today, my mother-in-law screamed at the top of her lungs in front of our friends and family that I was stealing her baby away from her. I'd only suggested we go home because he had a migraine. Her baby is 24 years-old and has been married to me for a year. FML

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By babyblues - 20/11/2012 19:45 - United States - Woodhaven

Today, this guy I've been dating for a few months freaked out and called his mom crying, because I told him I might be pregnant with his baby. He is 27. I haven't even taken a pregnancy test yet. FML

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By Ifeelya - 15/01/2023 04:00

Today, I found out the boyfriend of 2 years is actually 22 years-old instead of the 28 that he told me. I'm turning 39 this year and I'm very pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2015 01:59 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, I told my parents I was pregnant. They yelled at me until I started crying. I'm 31, married, and I have a good paying job. FML

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Rollercoaster

By Anonymous - 05/03/2010 12:54 - United States

Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML

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People of Walmart

By Anonymous - 21/01/2015 14:34 - United States

Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life." I'm 26 and just very short. FML

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By Bethany - 20/01/2011 21:37 - United Kingdom

Today, I called my ex boyfriend to tell him that not only am I still in love with him, I'm also three months pregnant with his child. Upon hearing the news, he swore, called me a pathetic liar, swore some more, and hung up on me. FML

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Teenagers…

By Anonymous - 09/04/2022 10:00

Today, my 17 year-old is pregnant and I was fit to be furious, until my wife steamrollered over me to get to her, hugging her, and crying and how we’ll all raise it together as a big family. We can’t afford another baby. The daddy better be paying us something, or I’m gone kill him. FML

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Fx13mz 7

Wednesday 20 July 2011 16:05

Name the baby after him. Then it's all good.

TheRealHouse 7

Wednesday 20 July 2011 16:32

Just apologize and explain that you usually cum on her face but you decided to try something different. He will understand.

Comments

heyitscandace 9

Wednesday 20 July 2011 18:33

well despite that annoyingness from you in-law, congrats!(:

Rednomad 5

Wednesday 20 July 2011 18:40

That was her pimp on the phone, cussed u out for got his 'moneymaker' pregnant. I'm guessing it's pimp or her secret admirer. It's possible that she went behind ur back and bitched abt u. Naw, I'm so wrong.

s10biker 1

Wednesday 20 July 2011 19:00

restraining order?

smexehXredhead0 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 19:00

What a prick of a grandpa the child will have. **** the kid's life.

RoseCrystal 17

Wednesday 20 July 2011 19:04

1. was he drunk? 2. was he aware that you were married?

imsnake 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 19:05

I guess he want to have kids with you guys

kimmi41509 10

Wednesday 20 July 2011 19:22

awwww. sucks. :/

KnucklesDeep 5

Wednesday 20 July 2011 19:34

Tell him his baby girl likes to take it in the ass. And be descriptive.

knockoutmouse 8

Wednesday 20 July 2011 20:36

I wish I could like this multiple times.

Millman_fml 9

Wednesday 20 July 2011 19:55

Wow. He's an asshole. He NEEDS to learn how to let go of his "baby girl"

pink_raindrops 26

Wednesday 20 July 2011 19:59

I think he needs to learn to let go more. Usually parents have to do that when they go to college or move out because they see less of them. If she stayed super close with him afterwards thats good, but she might want to give him time to realize she's living her life.