Miscellaneous: Today, I got a call from my friend who invited me to a theme...

By nerd - 03/03/2009 03:20 - United States

Today, I got a call from my friend who invited me to a theme party. It was a goth theme, and I decided to get real into it. I put on a trench coat, black skin tight pants, and black paint under the eyes. When I got there I was greeted by a kid in a pink popped collar. It wasn't a theme party. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2011 13:25 - Australia

Today, I had to walk through an extremely crowded pub wearing a dorky prisoner outfit to get to a dress-up party at the back. When we got there, I soon realised it wasn't fancy dress, but just black-and-white themed. FML

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By MandyPanda - 25/05/2009 14:24 - United States

Today, I went to a theme party where everyone wore white shirts and brought markers to draw on them. I didn't know many people there but I still went around drawing on people's shirts. After a few hours, someone finally drew on my shirt. They wrote "I'm scary." FML

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By jking2z - 13/03/2015 22:39 - United States

Today, I tried to boycott an 80's theme party by wearing my regular clothes. Everyone said they loved my costume. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2023 06:00

Today, I went to a party that had a "dress like rock stars" theme. I got all the gear necessary to dress as Ozzy Osbourne. A wig, round sunglasses, a crucifix on beads, the usual stuff. Not one person at the party knew who Ozzy Osbourne was. Nor Black Sabbath for that matter. Someone thought I was Meatloaf. FML

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By Missedtheboat - 30/10/2009 23:29 - United States

Today, I finished making an awesome costume for a Halloween party my crush was attending. I then checked the invite and found out the party was last night. FML

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By lolu - 10/10/2010 21:45 - United States

Today, my friends threw me a Halloween themed party for my sweet sixteen. When I arrived, one of my friends jumped out from behind the door, dressed as Michael Myers. I peed myself in front of everyone I knew. FML

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By ssondik - 22/06/2015 00:50 - United States - Hebron

Today, I was invited to a fancy-shmancy charity event, and the host - my friend - told me to wear a long, ballroom, fancy gown. Turns out my friend was just being a dick and it was a pool party. I spent $200 on my hair and makeup alone. FML

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By Pwnedofthedead - 03/10/2009 15:34 - Canada

Today, I was walking to my friends Halloween themed birthday party in my zombie costume. Apparently, my crazy coke addicted neighbor found the costume too realistic. He tackled me. FML

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By P Rogers Nelson - 12/10/2023 16:00 - United States

Today, I went to a costume party dressed as Prince. As I walked into the party, I realized that I was the only one who hadn't received the memo that the costume part of the party had been cancelled. I spent the evening awkwardly mingling with a group of confused strangers while dressed in purple satin. FML

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By Allycat - 09/10/2013 01:19 - United States - Ronkonkoma

Today, I was working a kid's birthday party dressed as a clown. The child's mother made me change because he was scared of clowns. The only thing I had in my car was a princess costume that was owned by a girl co-worker. So for 4 hours I had to entertain in a tight pink dress. I'm a guy. FML

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Vysanthe 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 12:23

At least you probably looked cooler than everyone else at the party.

amelinat 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 12:47

So was it your friend being an ass or was it a misunderstanding of some kind? Also I agree with #1.

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iammeanttolive 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 22:37

That friend has some explaining to do.

Cloudy_fml 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 23:52

Look on the bright side, at least you weren't the one wearing a pink popped collar! ~_^

FredEx 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 0:46

Douche theme!!! Popped collars need to go F their life.

Blank_fml 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 1:49

ure friend did that to u she's a bitch ditch her and leave dog shit on her porch

andyj1324 4

Tuesday 5 July 2011 13:04

howd u know the friend was a "she"? mayb it was a guy

Michaelsgirl04 9

Friday 21 September 2012 11:00

your comment hurt my eyes. grammar is our friend.

muse88 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 2:14

ur friend is a HUGE DOUCHEBAG!!!! I would def. get them bak...

TheOrpheus 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 4:07

-10 points for you for stereotyping Goth. -5 points for everything else bad that happened. FYL

frikkinhannah 0

Thursday 15 April 2010 23:03

+1 YDI for using labels like that.

teamsquirrel 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 4:28

this is hilarious.

Inculta_Night 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 4:49

Yah...#1 pretty much said what I was going to say. Why would is suck that you looked better than the guy that greeted you? I'm not a fan of either "fashion" but I think black is better than pink.