Miscellaneous: Today, I got a call from my friend who invited me to a theme...

By nerd - 03/03/2009 03:20 - United States

Today, I got a call from my friend who invited me to a theme party. It was a goth theme, and I decided to get real into it. I put on a trench coat, black skin tight pants, and black paint under the eyes. When I got there I was greeted by a kid in a pink popped collar. It wasn't a theme party. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2011 13:25 - Australia

Today, I had to walk through an extremely crowded pub wearing a dorky prisoner outfit to get to a dress-up party at the back. When we got there, I soon realised it wasn't fancy dress, but just black-and-white themed. FML

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By MandyPanda - 25/05/2009 14:24 - United States

Today, I went to a theme party where everyone wore white shirts and brought markers to draw on them. I didn't know many people there but I still went around drawing on people's shirts. After a few hours, someone finally drew on my shirt. They wrote "I'm scary." FML

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By jking2z - 13/03/2015 22:39 - United States

Today, I tried to boycott an 80's theme party by wearing my regular clothes. Everyone said they loved my costume. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2023 06:00

Today, I went to a party that had a "dress like rock stars" theme. I got all the gear necessary to dress as Ozzy Osbourne. A wig, round sunglasses, a crucifix on beads, the usual stuff. Not one person at the party knew who Ozzy Osbourne was. Nor Black Sabbath for that matter. Someone thought I was Meatloaf. FML

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By Missedtheboat - 30/10/2009 23:29 - United States

Today, I finished making an awesome costume for a Halloween party my crush was attending. I then checked the invite and found out the party was last night. FML

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By lolu - 10/10/2010 21:45 - United States

Today, my friends threw me a Halloween themed party for my sweet sixteen. When I arrived, one of my friends jumped out from behind the door, dressed as Michael Myers. I peed myself in front of everyone I knew. FML

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By ssondik - 22/06/2015 00:50 - United States - Hebron

Today, I was invited to a fancy-shmancy charity event, and the host - my friend - told me to wear a long, ballroom, fancy gown. Turns out my friend was just being a dick and it was a pool party. I spent $200 on my hair and makeup alone. FML

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By Pwnedofthedead - 03/10/2009 15:34 - Canada

Today, I was walking to my friends Halloween themed birthday party in my zombie costume. Apparently, my crazy coke addicted neighbor found the costume too realistic. He tackled me. FML

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By P Rogers Nelson - 12/10/2023 16:00 - United States

Today, I went to a costume party dressed as Prince. As I walked into the party, I realized that I was the only one who hadn't received the memo that the costume part of the party had been cancelled. I spent the evening awkwardly mingling with a group of confused strangers while dressed in purple satin. FML

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By Allycat - 09/10/2013 01:19 - United States - Ronkonkoma

Today, I was working a kid's birthday party dressed as a clown. The child's mother made me change because he was scared of clowns. The only thing I had in my car was a princess costume that was owned by a girl co-worker. So for 4 hours I had to entertain in a tight pink dress. I'm a guy. FML

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Vysanthe 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 12:23

At least you probably looked cooler than everyone else at the party.

amelinat 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 12:47

So was it your friend being an ass or was it a misunderstanding of some kind? Also I agree with #1.

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energyphuck 0

Friday 23 October 2009 21:51

dumbass.

Makaloraii 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 17:48

I dunno about that. I'm a guy and I've snakebite piercings on my bottom lip, long hair, and skinny jeans, and I look GREAT in them... But I also have a ton of polos (pink, orange, black, etc.) and khakis / cargo shorts, and I look GREAT in them, too. It depends on the person.

Anteezy 7

Saturday 5 December 2009 22:57

You are so down to earth and modest. Especially for a guy in skinny jeans.

akittykatcat 0

Tuesday 23 March 2010 4:57

So take off the coat and wipe off the makeup and ull look fine!

misswhit1802 2

Monday 5 September 2011 7:52

Guidos are sexy AF! Goth, now that is just plain embarassing and ugly...who would go to a goth themed party anyways? Very lame

sammieg17 5

Sunday 25 September 2011 15:29

Are you guys this stupid? It was a GAY person party and normally goth and emo ppl are into that kind of stuff

Evilbear 16

Saturday 25 August 2012 22:00

#58 you're such a stereotyping douchebag, many of my friends are emo/goth or stuff like that, but as far as I know they're all straight

jjnov 0

Friday 30 September 2011 4:34

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1c6uKfrEfj0/SMSZYJiiuoI/AAAAAAAAApM/f_w90Au33AE/s400/pink_shirts.JPG

HerpaderpMeg 12

Wednesday 21 December 2011 2:27

Trolled.

charvisioku 22

Tuesday 12 February 2013 1:33

How is 'Goth' a theme for a party? I wouldn't go to a prep-themed party, or one themed as.. I dunno.. your average carbon copy fashion victim. And just for future reference, OP... I've never met a goth who daubs paint under their eyes like a ******* tribal warrior. Fail.

Orchard 33

Friday 31 May 2013 17:24

I just want to know where you got it that it was themed and a goth theme at that; that is a pretty specific screw up and I don't think you can accidentally misunderstand something like that...I mean, I just don't see how..